# woodstockbirdybird, what is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379 "2001-07-22T00:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/61 "2001-07-22T14:49:44Z")
Gaaah, retract that last comment. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/62 "2001-07-22T15:35:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > **Please post a list of all SDMB members you’ve had sex with** **Fierra** > [@](#): > > **…are planning to have sex with** **Fierra** > [@](#): > > **…are hoping to marry** **Fierra** (I hope it will be possible someday…sigh) > [@](#): > > **…or find mildly attractive** Well, I find her stunningly attractive, but it still comes down to just **Fierra** > [@](#): > > **…and I promise to commit it to memory for use in future posts, so as not to trod on any sensitive areas within the realms of the human heart.** You big lug! I knew you were a sweetie at heart! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/63 "2001-07-22T15:38:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TubaDiva \* > \*\*Esprix, Anthracite, I’m sorry y’all have agreed to disagree. Whatever argument you might have between the two of you please don’t fight on our boards. > > No more snide comments, etc. If you can’t be civilized to and about one another don’t say anything at all. This also includes encouraging other people to comment on your behalf.\*\* **Tuba** , your word is absolute law to me here. I will continue to act as you have asked of me, or insist that I myself be banned. Una ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/64 "2001-07-22T15:41:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*You big lug! I knew you were a sweetie at heart! 😃 \*\* {blush} [sub]Oh, and…uh…happy birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/65 "2001-07-22T16:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **TubaDiva** _ > > Esprix, Anthracite, I’m sorry y’all have agreed to disagree. Whatever argument you might have between the two of you please don’t fight on our boards. Agreed, and **thank you**. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/66 "2001-07-22T17:07:36Z")
Okay, so it’s been explained by woodstock himself. Excellent. SPOOFE, I don’t hate all the California Dopers, least not you. {{{{Milo}}}} Just figured you might need a hug from this bunny. (I can’t really see myself as a “fawn”…) ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/67 "2001-07-22T19:57:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by woodstockchumpbird_ > All right, enough already. I’ll try to keep it short so I don’t sound defensive. I did indeed mean it as a joke. I was responding to the thread title only. I have absolutely no personal grudge against **Anthracite** ; unfortunately I was thoughtless and picked her birthday thread instead of a less personal thread for my attempt at a witty retort. I’m not gonna debate whether or not the “joke” was immature or stupid; that’s entirely subjective, and I at least found it somewhat funny at the time. But it was not posted to be intentionally hurtful, though I obviously should have thought more about how it would be interpreted. Sounds like BS to me. > [@](#): > > I freely admit to being a smartass, but I’m not the type of person who’s spiteful enough to “piss on somebody’s parade” in an entirely inappropriate thread/forum, whether I like them or not. So I was a jerk, and I apologize to the mods for breaking the rules. I also publicly apologize to **Anthracite** and **fierra** , who it directly affected, and wish **Anthracite** a sincere happy (belated) birthday. How big of you. Anyone else get the impression **woodstalkchumpbird** and **Esprick** are pals? ( :rolleyes: ) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/68 "2001-07-22T20:25:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Living Dead Guy \* > **Sounds like BS to me.** No, no, he sent me a nice mail last night prior to posting here. I believe his intentions were just as he stated, and I see no reason to pick on him or insult him. Everything is cool between him and me and **Fierra**. Please just let this issue drop, all around, OK? It’s such a nice day, let’s all go outside and have fun! Of course, it’s more than 100 F by my thermometer, and I almost had heatstroke from mowing the lawn…so maybe inside is better. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/69 "2001-07-22T20:30:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Living Dead Guy \* > > **Sounds like BS to me.** > > No, no, he sent me a nice mail last night prior to posting here. I believe his intentions were just as he stated, and I see no reason to pick on him or insult him. Everything is cool between him and me and **Fierra**. Please just let this issue drop, all around, OK? It’s such a nice day, let’s all go outside and have fun! > > Of course, it’s more than 100 F by my thermometer, and I almost had heatstroke from mowing the lawn…so maybe inside is better. \*\* YOur acceptance of the apology was classy all right, but this, well, this tops it, IMHO. and should, for all concerned, end the matter. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/70 "2001-07-22T20:31:01Z")
Ah, good to know things are A-Ok. 🙂 I’m goin out to the open countryside in a bit, it is a beautiful day indeed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/71 "2001-07-22T20:40:33Z")
Beautiful day, my ass! It’s like a million degrees out there! (Okay, so it’s only 84°F with 51% humidity…) The air is a giant wool blanket, and I can’t **breathe** if I go outside! Ick, I hate humidity… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/72 "2001-07-22T20:58:45Z")
**Anthracite** , that was indeed classy. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/73 "2001-07-22T21:01:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*One last thing: **Manservant Hecubus** , coming from just about anyone else, I wouldn’t have had half the problem I initially had with this flame. But I guess if I go do a search of your posts I’ll find the compassionate, sincere individual you’re passing yourself off as here, right? Kiss my fucking ass, you hypocrite. > \*\* First off, let me impress upon you the simple fact that I do not care what you think of me. You did what I wanted you to, you apologized to Una. You are my bitch now, and you are a good little bitch. If you’ll do that search you speak of, you’ll find me getting nicer over time. You’ll find me acting like a jerk, apologizing and taking my lumps for it. You’ll find me maturing, albeit slowly, which is something for you to take a lesson from. If you are capable of learning. Finally, if you want me to kiss your ass, you’re going to have to mark off a spot. You’re all ass to me. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/74 "2001-07-22T21:01:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > But it was nice to see the bunnies-and-fawns MPSIMS contingent get riled up. I had a “Night of the Lepis” flashback for a second there! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/75 "2001-07-22T21:02:54Z")
Eh, maybe you can do it. Sorry I jumped on you like that, you simulposted me. Had I seen it, I would have laid off. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/76 "2001-07-22T21:10:03Z")
Buncha wimps. Teach y’all to phrase threads in the imperative. Wish I’d though of it first, I thought it was _hilarious_. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/77 "2001-07-22T21:15:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\ ***Anthracite** , that was indeed classy. Thank you. \*\* I don’t know. You could have come in here guns a’ blazin’, after having been roasted so much. Instead you explained yourself, showed you just meant it as a harmless joke, and apologized to my **Fierra** and me. Sure, you picked back on **Manservant** , that’s to be expected. **Manservant** for his part is a genuinely good guy, who really only wanted to stick up for me and **Fierra**. I think by showing restraint overall you are the more classy person between us. And thank you, once again, for being a gentleman. Maybe we’re both not so bad, huh? 🙂 It would be great if all parties involved just shook hands, walked away from the thread, and had a cold one. How about it, all? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/78 "2001-07-22T21:20:33Z")
I’m not shaking _anyone’s_ hand. Mmmm… Cold one… ::drool:: Silver Fire, who still hates ALL California Dopers ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/79 "2001-07-22T21:21:00Z")
I do have 4 Foster’s “oilcans” in the fridge, chilled to about 33 F, that I would pass around if I could… ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/80 "2001-07-22T21:21:27Z")
What an odd thread: full of sound and fury, signifying … well, something, I guess. However, I did not know beforehand that Anthracite and Fierra were going out, I had just thought they were friends, so that’s a little less ignorance for me. Congrats on the relationship, you both seem like great people. And I’m sure you’ll be able to marry someday (if that is still what you want at the time, don’t want to jinx you). Dear God, I hope so at least. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379.md?page=5)