# woodstockbirdybird, what is your problem? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379 "2001-07-22T00:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/81 "2001-07-22T21:25:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\* > First off, let me impress upon you the simple fact that I do not care what you think of me. You did what I wanted you to, you apologized to Una. You are my bitch now, and you are a good little bitch. > Finally, if you want me to kiss your ass, you’re going to have to mark off a spot. You’re all ass to me. > > \*\* So does this mean you won’t be starting that “woodstockbirdybird appreciation thread” in MPSIMS now? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/82 "2001-07-22T21:36:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by waterj2 \* > **However, I did not know beforehand that Anthracite and Fierra were going out, I had just thought they were friends, so that’s a little less ignorance for me.** Going out??? Goddess, man - we’ve already had our own version of the Sexual Olympics on two continents… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/83 "2001-07-22T22:00:52Z")
All this fighting, and no one has taken the time to wish Alex Trebek happy birthday today. ☹ Buncha fuckin ingrate cushion sniffers. Oh, and put me in the “I saw it as a joke in the first place” camp. But it all seems to be settled. Can we go back to bitching about other IMPORTANT things like Microsoft products, random co-workers, and the corrupt administration here at the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/84 "2001-07-22T23:27:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by waterj2 \* > > **However, I did not know beforehand that Anthracite and Fierra were going out, I had just thought they were friends, so that’s a little less ignorance for me.** > > Going out??? Goddess, man - we’ve already had our own version of the Sexual Olympics on two continents… 😃 \*\* Love, we can forgive him one continent - we only posted about the American Olympics on the UnaBoard 🙂 **waterj2** - here’s a few links to bring you up to date a bit: [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57366&pagenumber=2) where Una officially declared us as “us” (she unofficially declared us [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55213)) and [here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65179) the UK sexual Olympics and there have been many vague references elsewhere: Dark Consort of the Dark Queen of ULVAN, having Una to myself in the lesbian orgy thread 😃 (me, selfish? who said that? ;)), that sort of thing. Thanks for the best wishes. **woodstockbirdybird** - thank you for the apology and for clearing up what your original intentions were. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/85 "2001-07-23T00:45:07Z")
First, though Silver Fire accused him of it and TubaDiva suspected it, woodstockbirdybird was not encouraging anybody to post anything in his favor. If anything it was simply that we got his side of things much sooner than the rest of you. Second, most of these stupid “how could you be so mean to x” threads would be avoided if we’d all just spend a little less time being offended for other people. Neither Manservant Heebijus of Silver Fire were the ones consuming all the oxygen from the room with the passion of the outrage. The only two people that could legitimately be offended by woodstockbirdybird were Anthracite and Fierra and it doesn’t seem they were all too horribly offended (or moved on quickly if they were). Why not just let them handle their own issues and you handle your own and I will handle mine and we’ll all be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/86 "2001-07-23T02:13:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*Silver Fire accused him of it \*\* 'Scuse me? Listen obfus, if you’re such a huge advocate of people handling their own issues, why the fuck are you even posting here? In case you hadn’t noticed, this thread was over a long time ago when woodstock came in here and explained himself. BTW, who in hell are you to tell ME what I can or cannot be “legitimately offended” by? Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/87 "2001-07-23T04:25:38Z")
Now let’s not get bitchy. You did in fact accuse us of gathering around in SLO and coordinate our defense of woodstockbirdybird. In fact, you challenged us to do it. Now, I am not telling you what you can legitimately be offended by, I am just saying that if you want to wander around getting all puffed up about things that don’t have much to do with you then it is just going to lead to silly conflict that need not occur. I don’t really see how this thread had died, as it was in the top ten threads in the forum when I posted. But you are right, the point of conflict had been settled. That is why you will find that I did not comment on the point of conflict, just the silliness of its existence. I’ll try to remember and check with you next time to see if the window for commentary has closed before participating. Now, you fuck off; and don’t forget to wash your hands lest your fingers betray a tell-tale odor. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/88 "2001-07-23T06:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Living Dead Guy** _ > > Anyone else get the impression **woodstalkchumpbird** and **Esprick** are pals? ( :rolleyes: ) Excuse me? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/89 "2001-07-23T06:43:19Z")
By the way, I did not intentionally get Manservant Hecubus’s name wrong. I don’t know how I mangled it so thoroughly. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/90 "2001-07-23T06:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*But you are right, the point of conflict had been settled. That is why you will find that I did not comment on the point of conflict, just the silliness of its existence. > > I’ll try to remember and check with you next time to see if the window for commentary has closed before participating. Now, you fuck off; and don’t forget to wash your hands lest your fingers betray a tell-tale odor. \*\* Jeez, this sounds fucking familiar, I wonder where, oh where, **I** encountered it. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/91 "2001-07-23T07:19:46Z")
I don’t know. Where? ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/92 "2001-07-23T08:11:54Z")
God, this is stupid. I know my opinion doesn’t matter to most of you, but I’ve lost a lot of respect for several posters over their ridiculous reaction to a 2-letter post. Are your lives so empty that this seems worthy of a 2 page Pit thread? The fact that dozens of posters jumped on WBB means nothing except friends of Anthracite were quickest to respond. Busybodies can stir up a lot of shit really fast with modern communication methods. I’m sure this would be a lot more balanced if WBB was spreading word that he was being attacked viciously over what’s essentially nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Drastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/93 "2001-07-23T08:48:13Z")
I’m pretty sure Nancy Reagan is to blame for this. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/94 "2001-07-23T10:13:19Z")
I hate you all equally and thoroughly. Except **SPOOFE**. I hate him most of all and shall be devising my retribution imminently. pan ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/95 "2001-07-23T11:46:30Z")
Can some Moderator kindly shoot this thread and put it out of its misery, before too many more people wander in to post anout an issue that was closed early yesterday morning? ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/96 "2001-07-23T12:13:51Z")
I don’t think that my imminent SPOOFE-vengence was settled yesterday morning. Or maybe it was, come to think about it. I do seem to remember the ants… pan ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/97 "2001-07-23T20:45:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*I don’t know. Where? \*\* I had to give silver the same song and dance you gave her before she decided to prance around happily, acting as if she had won the argument. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/98 "2001-07-23T20:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kabbes \* > \*\*I hate you all equally \*\* Hey, that’s MY line. Now I hate everyone equally, except for you, who no linger even exists in my little world. Fucker. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/99 "2001-07-24T08:49:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Living Dead Guy** _ > > Anyone else get the impression **woodstalkchumpbird** and **Esprick** are pals? ( :rolleyes: ) Still waiting for an explanation, you little pissant. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379/100 "2001-07-24T09:50:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I hate you all equally and thoroughly. > > Except SPOOFE. I hate him most of all and shall be devising my retribution imminently. Just don’t throw me into the briar patch. Puh-LEASE don’t throw me into the briar patch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woodstockbirdybird-what-is-your-problem/73379.md?page=6)