# Woody Allen Is A Scumbag (rant)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 29, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489 "2003-09-29T15:35:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/81 "2003-09-30T17:11:14Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*Isabelle, do you know how Seamus is pronounced, or have you just encountered it in print? \*\*

It’s Shay-mus in case anyone who didn’t know was wondering.

Haj

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/82 "2003-09-30T17:39:33Z")

</div>

That’s ok to each his own when naming children.  
I didn’t know until I had my last child that I had named my children practically like the Waltons! UGH I HATE THAT SHOW!  
I chose for bilicial names. I’m sure that would seem odd to others too.

Mary Lynn (instead of Mary Ellen)(it means gentle waters)  
Jason  
Aaron  
Matthew  
Benjamin

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/83 "2003-09-30T17:48:10Z")

</div>

…because there were all those Lynns and Jasons in the bible?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/84 "2003-09-30T17:54:55Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> …because there were all those Lynns and Jasons in the bible?

Come on now…don’t make fun of me!

Mary is the biblical name. There is a long story as to why my daughter has Lynn as part of her first name and was not given a middle name. I too have a double name no middle name.  
It is way to personal to discuss in the Pit.

Jason is the name of an Angel.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/85 "2003-09-30T18:16:03Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Isabelle \*  
> \*\*Jason is the name of an Angel. \*\*

Where is this from?

There are only 5 references to the name Jason in the Bible and none of them mention him being one of the angels. The first reference is in Acts and the second is in Romans.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/86 "2003-09-30T18:20:52Z")

</div>

Funny, I thought it was the name of an Argonaut.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/87 "2003-09-30T18:23:20Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Isabelle \*  
> **Woody named his new adopted daughter Beshay (I am not spelling it right but that is how it is pronounced) it is after a saxaphone player’s last name. UGH!**

That would be [Sidney Bechet](http://redhotjazz.com/bechet.html).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/88 "2003-09-30T18:28:26Z")

</div>

Why don’t people use good old fashioned Biblical names any more? I mean, I’d love to see someone name their child Zadok or Methusalah.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/89 "2003-09-30T18:29:37Z")

</div>

Count me in as never having heard of the Angel Jason.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/90 "2003-09-30T18:32:36Z")

</div>

I love the name Sidney!

My friend just adopted a girl and named her Sydney after his uncle.

To tell you the truth I don’t know exactly where (bookmarked) we found Jason. Other then I had read it was an angels name.

Since he was an angel we named him Jason Michael (after another angel name)

Corny I know.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/91 "2003-09-30T18:43:10Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> Count me in as never having heard of the Angel Jason.

Well maybe I just have a special Bible and you don’t!  
\<sardonic grin\>

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/92 "2003-09-30T18:44:41Z")

</div>

Did you read it in the bible? I don’t understand the point of giving a baby a “biblical” name if you have never seen it in the bible.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/93 "2003-09-30T18:45:31Z")

</div>

Mia Farrow’s mother, Maureen O’Sullivan, was born in Ireland, so it seems quite natural to me that Mia would name her child Seamus.

Seamus, by the way, is the Irish form of James. Pretty normal.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/94 "2003-09-30T19:08:08Z")

</div>

So, giving a girl a “boy’s” name is okay, but giving a boy a traditional Irish name is weird?

Julie

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/95 "2003-09-30T19:37:52Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Spooky \*  
> \*\*Mia Farrow’s mother, Maureen O’Sullivan, was born in Ireland, so it seems quite natural to me that Mia would name her child Seamus.
> 
> Seamus, by the way, is the Irish form of James. Pretty normal. \*\*

Exactly! As for American phonetics, try this people:

Say ‘Shay-Muss’, the bad pronunciation.

Then say ‘Shay-mus’ with emphasis on the first syllable and trailing off on the last syllable. (a lot closer to the correct pronunciation)

Now say ‘James’.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/96 "2003-09-30T19:42:54Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> So, giving a girl a “boy’s” name is okay, but giving a boy a traditional Irish name is weird?

Your twisting my words. I never said it was “weird” I simply expressed my opinion that it was odd and I didn’t care for it. That is MY opinion.

I am Italian and I am positive people thought my maiden name was strange. They never could pronounce it and forget trying to spell it. To each his own. I’m more interested not in the fact what Mia’s new kids names are but WHY she renamed them and how they adjusted to it at their tender ages.

As far as naming the adopted child with the spelling of a “male name” didn’t bother me. I actually prefer the spelling of the male version.

I had a friend named Betsy (something) her maiden name was “Bailey” and since she was the only child she wanted the name to be carried on so she named her child (female) Bailey as the first name. I thought that was “different” Not “weird” just different.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/97 "2003-09-30T19:52:02Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Isabelle \*  
> \*\*Your twisting my words. I never said it was “weird” I simply expressed my opinion that it was odd and I didn’t care for it. \*\*

Oh, I am sorry. It’s _odd_ and _strange_. Not _weird_. Got it. I can’t believe I so misrepresented you. I should be ashamed.  
Julie

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/98 "2003-09-30T19:57:06Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Isabelle \*  
> \*\*Well maybe I just have a special Bible and you don’t!  
> \<sardonic grin\> \*\*

Or maybe you don’t read your bible and just name your kids anything that you might have heard somewhere was the name of an angel because “biblical” names are so important to you.

Look, if you are going to insult other people on their name choices you should at least bother to make sure you know what you are talking about with your own kid’s names.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/99 "2003-09-30T19:57:09Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> Oh, I am sorry. It’s odd and strange. Not weird. Got it. I can’t believe I so misrepresented you. I should be ashamed.

let the beatings now begin…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489/100 "2003-09-30T20:05:13Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> Look, if you are going to insult other people on their name choices you should at least bother to make sure you know what you are talking about with your own kid’s names.

I didn’t mean to insult. I was just stating my opinion. I take it back. Not my intent.

I did get my kids names from the Bible. Just don’t remember where. Is that a crime? It was a long time ago. Not that important to me anymore. Today I simply just like the name.  
Perhaps it was the cult I was involved with that twisted my mind during pregnancy. yeah that could be it! Or rather maybe it was my ex’s fault!

Again I didn’t mean to insult about Mia’s kids names. Like I said “to each his own”

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489.md?page=4)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-is-a-scumbag-rant/204489.md?page=6)
