# Woody Allen roasts Diane Keaton at the AFI Award Show last spring **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 29, 2017, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126 "2017-10-29T07:44:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/1 "2017-10-29T07:44:57Z")
This popped up on my Youtube feed tonight and it was so good I thought I’d share. I love this guy, funny as ever! I was laughing out loud by the end. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQqYu37GjTg) ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/2 "2017-10-29T13:31:36Z")
I would not watch him for any reason, certainly not for laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/3 "2017-10-29T13:43:43Z")
“Fellatrix”? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/4 "2017-10-29T17:42:36Z")
That one seemed to go over everyone’s head. I’m thinking probably because of the odd pronunciation. Keaton apparently made some reference to the activity in her book. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/5 "2017-10-29T18:47:21Z")
He is indeed as funny as ever and it’s good to see that so many of his colleagues still love him and pay no attention to the harridan Mia Farrow. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/6 "2017-10-29T19:18:09Z")
Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/7 "2017-10-29T19:36:25Z")
> [@Horatio\_Hellpop](#): > > “Fellatrix”? Yeah, that one didn’t even get a groan. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woody-allen-roasts-diane-keaton-at-the-afi-award-show-last-spring/800126/8 "2017-10-29T20:54:59Z")
> [@JackieLikesVariety](#): > > I would not watch him for any reason, certainly not for laughs. Then there is no need to reply to the topic.