Woohoo, I just won $300,000 and a new Tesla

We’ve linked a lot of scams in this thread:

And @Mangetout and @running_coach have a lot of experience identifying and playing with scammers. But by the noodle-y appendages of the FSM, they will do and say almost anything if they think they’ve got a live one on the line. It’s all about creating that sense of urgency, or, alternately, praying upon the lonely or isolated, as stated here and there.