# Woohoo! I'm Kermit! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 9, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035 "2002-05-09T06:18:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/1 "2002-05-09T06:18:36Z")
From [The Muppet Quiz](http://www.geraldfield.com/cgi-bin/unofficial/quizzes/sfesurvey.cgi?whatmuppetareyou): > [@](#): > > Though you’re technically the star, you’re pretty mellow and don’t mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer. It ain’t easy, being green. 😛 So what muppet are you? ---
**Author:** ![iconoplast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3d9bf3/32.png) [@iconoplast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iconoplast)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/2 "2002-05-09T06:27:06Z")
Mmm… I’m Gonzo! > [@](#): > > You’re a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you’re supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/3 "2002-05-09T06:38:05Z")
Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/4 "2002-05-09T06:46:10Z")
I got **Fozzie** : > [@](#): > > Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you’re a great friend and can always be counted on. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/5 "2002-05-09T07:30:02Z")
I got the Swedish Chef. 🙂 He was always one of my favorites. Bork, Bork, Bork! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/6 "2002-05-09T12:16:31Z")
Rowlf ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/7 "2002-05-09T12:51:46Z")
Another Swedish Chef here! It’s good to know that I can cook… ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/8 "2002-05-09T14:20:22Z")
Dammit, I wanted to be the Swedish Chef and all I got was this lousy Kermit. Actually, it’s kinda funny since I’m wearing a green shirt and pants today. But it ain’t easy. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/9 "2002-05-09T15:12:38Z")
Fozzie here, which comes as no surprise to me. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/10 "2002-05-09T16:11:18Z")
Hi ho, another Kermit the Frog here!!! ---
**Author:** ![trishdish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d2c977/32.png) [@trishdish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trishdish)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/11 "2002-05-09T16:40:42Z")
Hey, I’m Kermie, too. Which I guess makes sense since frogs are vegetarians like me but some, like Kermit, are in love with bacon! 🙂 I just hope I’m the old Kermit with Jim Henson’s voice and not the new Kermit with that bizarre, I’m-trying-to-do-a-Kermit-voice-immatation-but-not-really-succeeding voice. I hate the new voice if only because everytime I hear it, it reminds me that Jim Henson is dead. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/12 "2002-05-09T17:08:13Z")
I’m Rowlf. Yep. I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/13 "2002-05-09T17:20:25Z")
Oh, and **trish**? I hate to break it to you, but frogs are carnivores. ---
**Author:** ![booklover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@booklover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booklover)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/14 "2002-05-09T18:10:36Z")
Hey-ho, Kermit de Frog here! ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/15 "2002-05-09T18:11:00Z")
I’m Kermit too. I now wish to tell everyone that part of the reason I married mr. genie is that he does a perfect Kermit voice. ---
**Author:** ![trishdish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d2c977/32.png) [@trishdish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trishdish)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/16 "2002-05-09T18:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*Oh, and **trish**? I hate to break it to you, but frogs are carnivores. \*\* See, this is what happens when I don’t engage the part of my brain used for actual concrete thought processes (like how to tie my shoes) and instead let the part that only thinks about chocolate type on my behalf. The lengths that I will go to just to try to make a lame joke! Wocka wocka! Is this like that Ellen Degeneres joke about her friend that said she was a vegetarian but ate chicken and since when are chicken in the fruit and vegetable part of the food pyramid? Yeah, chicken aren’t too smart but they aren’t vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/17 "2002-05-10T00:00:50Z")
rowlf ---
**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/18 "2002-05-10T00:15:15Z")
I’m Fozzie. I’m sure my brothers would agree that “Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes.” Of course I claim that they make as many stupid puns as I do. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/19 "2002-05-10T02:42:36Z")
Uh, bow-wow? I, too, am Rowlf. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035/20 "2002-05-10T06:43:31Z")
I’m Fozzie. I don’t get it. Fozzie likes punk rock? If Fozzie were in a play he’d be the newspaper critic (not the comic relief)? Fozzie spends his spare time reading? Wherein am I Fozzie? 😕 I thought Gonzo…(or maybe one of the old guys in the balcony). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woohoo-im-kermit/108035.md?page=2)