# Wookie v Klingon?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookie-v-klingon/223665>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 9, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookie-v-klingon/223665 "2004-01-09T16:01:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookie-v-klingon/223665/41 "2004-01-16T17:50:22Z")

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I asked the Internet Oracle. His reply:  
\<quote\>  
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.  
Your question was:

\> Oh wise Oracle, whose honor is without bound, and who could make the Kessel  
\> run in less than three parsecs, please tell me…  
\>  
\> Who would win: Wookies or Klingons?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Wookies look m-u-c-h dumber, and I think the Klingons  
} would be taken by surprise. Remember all the trouble  
} they have with tiny, little tribbles.  
\</quote\>

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookie-v-klingon/223665/42 "2004-01-16T18:16:12Z")

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I love threads like this.

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**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookie-v-klingon/223665/43 "2004-01-16T21:44:03Z")

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> [@The Long Road](#):
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> A Wookie would have ripped Picards bald head off and ate his brain like a slurpy.

I’m making this into my sig.

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