# Wookinpanub

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 7, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445 "2015-05-07T03:24:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/41 "2015-05-08T14:01:04Z")

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Does this thread mean that I’ll finally get to find out what a Mercotan is?!!

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### Author: ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/42 "2015-05-08T14:40:58Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> All these years and I would’ve sworn it was **boytyperama.** My mind has officially been blown.
> 
> StG

Same here. So glad \*\*CalMeacham \*\*did the research!

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/43 "2015-05-08T14:41:26Z")

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> [@skdo23](#):
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> Does this thread mean that I’ll finally get to find out what a Mercotan is?!!

It’s when you fake a suntan by covering yourself in mercurochrome.

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### Author: ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/44 "2015-05-09T07:19:19Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I accidentally hit an extra “n” at the end, but you can look it up – **boytyperanma**.  
> It apparently parses as BoyTypeRanma, which is the way the name appears on another message board. I don’t know if all the occurrences of this on other Boards are due to the same person, but I suspect they are.  
> Presumably “Ranma” from this:
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> [Ranma ½ - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranma_%C2%BD)
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> Which would explain the “Boy Type” part.

I eventually did figure this out on my own. For the longest time, however, I mis-parsed it as **Boy Typer An Ma** ; that is, a Southern pair of a small boy who typed what his Ma said.

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### Author: ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/45 "2015-05-09T08:48:08Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> I also always see **mangeorge** as “mange-orange”.

I seem to recall him once explaining his username, where he said he got it from his school days in the 80s, his friends just started calling him that and he didn’t know why.

And that’s all he said.

I think we were supposed to realise that he was joking, he knew damn well why, and where it came from.

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### Author: ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/46 "2015-05-09T13:40:16Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> He’s singing “Lookin’ for love (in all the wrong places”.

Specifically [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upYF91cJJ2g), which became a huge country/pop crossover when it was featured in “Urban Cowboy” back in 1980.

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### Author: ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/47 "2015-05-09T13:49:02Z")

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So in my head, it always sounds like ‘woke in a pub’ (and this thread is the first time I realizedit’s actually ‘panub’). To which I just think, yeah, that happens.

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### Author: ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/48 "2015-05-09T18:08:47Z")

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I, too, thought it had something to do with a wookie in a pub, but one night I was watching some old SNL clips on Yahoo Screen and had such a lightbulb moment I almost knocked my laptop onto the floor. 😃

Then I laughed like crazy, thanks for that, WOOKIN. 🙂

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### Author: ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)
#### Post date: [May 9, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/49 "2015-05-09T18:17:01Z")

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I’m pretty sure I’ll miss the edit window but I want to add to my post. What I didn’t include is that when I was looking at those old SNL clips, I was dealing with the reality of having cancer as well as the worsening pain that came along with it. Those old clips really helped, and when I saw the Eddie Murphy clip with WOOKINPANUB, that was the first time I’d laughed out loud in a couple _weeks_.

You never know how you might touch someone. 🙂 Thanks again.

That was all exactly a year ago and I had a major surgery, but I’m fine now. Certainly enjoying THIS spring and summer as I didn’t have them last year!

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### Author: ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/50 "2015-05-10T22:19:19Z")

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> [@Dr.Strangelove](#):
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> **Mangetout** is always **Magnet Trout** to me.

To me he’s always touting that he has mange. Why you’d wanna tout that, I dunno.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/51 "2015-05-10T22:49:56Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> The one I keep misreading is **boytyperanman** , which always looks like **bootypiranha** to me

I’ll have to start reading it that way. I always think **Body Poet Drama**. Better to think o’ them pie-ranna fish!

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### Author: ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/52 "2015-05-11T14:09:57Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> I’m pretty sure I’ll miss the edit window but I want to add to my post. What I didn’t include is that when I was looking at those old SNL clips, I was dealing with the reality of having cancer as well as the worsening pain that came along with it. Those old clips really helped, and when I saw the Eddie Murphy clip with WOOKINPANUB, that was the first time I’d laughed out loud in a couple _weeks_.
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> You never know how you might touch someone. 🙂 Thanks again.
> 
> That was all exactly a year ago and I had a major surgery, but I’m fine now. Certainly enjoying THIS spring and summer as I didn’t have them last year!

And this post has \*me \*smiling. Many wishes for your continued good health:)

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/53 "2015-05-11T14:18:55Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I always think **Body Poet Drama**.

Exactly the same for me… which actually is a pretty cool concept so I just went with it even though I knew I was reading it wrong.

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [May 11, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/54 "2015-05-11T20:35:57Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> I eventually did figure this out on my own. For the longest time, however, I mis-parsed it as **Boy Typer An Ma** ; that is, a Southern pair of a small boy who typed what his Ma said.

I had/have no clue what a ranma might be, so I was stuck on exactly what you said: **Boy Typer An Ma** ; that is, a Southern pair of a small boy who typed what his Ma said.

(Yes, I did see the post up-thread that explained a Ranma as some comic book or RPG character / critter.)

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### Author: ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/55 "2015-05-12T02:22:27Z")

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> [@skdo23](#):
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> Does this thread mean that I’ll finally get to find out what a Mercotan is?!!

Weird. I spelled it mercotian on Google, and then Google asked me if I meant “Mercotan” (as well as Mercutian–someone from Mercury). Yet all the links refer to Qadgop.

I just assume he’s an alien from the planet Mercota, myself. And now I’ll Skinamarnk back out of here.

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### Author: ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)
#### Post date: [May 12, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/56 "2015-05-12T03:14:44Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> All these years and I would’ve sworn it was **boytyperama.** My mind has officially been blown.
> 
> StG

I always thought “ **boytyperama** ” too. And Wookie\* in a Pub, despite knowing better, and Nori-New.

\*which I’ve just today learned is not how the Star Wars critter is spelled.

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### Author: ![BaldDudePeekskill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@BaldDudePeekskill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaldDudePeekskill)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/57 "2015-05-13T23:21:35Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> Well heck, I never thought I’d ever see a thread about little old me (unless it was in the pit, which I would not like). Thanks for thinking of me, **Bill-o!** 🙂
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> The first time someone told me they read my name as you do I thought it was adorable and \*almost wished \*that’s what it meant. For anyone who is wondering why / irritated by the fact that it’s in caps, I am not yelling at you or being an attention whore. When I signed up years ago I was at work where the software I used required the use of caps. I really didn’t notice it was all in caps until I was done and was going to ask to change it but thought it kind of mirrored Buckwheat’s sort of loud and hapless delivery. Not everyone has been enamored of my name; someone - I can’t recall who- told me they hated it and it made them borderline sick :eek:

I thought all CAPS meant you’d been banned…

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/58 "2015-05-14T19:43:27Z")

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I never understood **WOOKINPANUB** , and I’m not sure I do now. But I didn’t get the letters all fouled up; I had them all right in my head but it just formed an incomprehensible but pronounceable acronynm.

I’ve always thought it’s pronounced wuh-Kin-pe-NOOB where the “wuh” is like a dog’s woof and the “pe” is really a schwa.

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### Author: ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/59 "2015-05-15T02:57:00Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> But then, every time I see **scumpup** I think, ‘Scumping up, sir!’

I realized tonight that I don’t see “ **scumpup** ”, I see “ **scum pump**.”  
That’s a thing, right?

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### Author: ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wookinpanub/719445/60 "2015-05-15T12:48:18Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I never understood **WOOKINPANUB** , and\*\* I’m not sure I do now. \*\*But I didn’t get the letters all fouled up; I had them all right in my head but it just formed an incomprehensible but pronounceable acronynm.
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> I’ve always thought it’s pronounced wuh-Kin-pe-NOOB where the “wuh” is like a dog’s woof and the “pe” is really a schwa.

Click the link in Post 12 for the background.

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