# WOOOO! Prosthetic Forehead ! ! ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270 "2007-05-23T19:41:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/1 "2007-05-23T19:41:09Z")
Just got it in the mail, cost me $7.00. I’ve always wanted one to wear on my real head and now my dream has come true! \*\* affixes prosthetic forehead to real head \*\* :smack: Hey! This feels great! I feel different. Attactive, powerful, _suave_. I could get used to this. Anyone wanna try it on? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/2 "2007-05-23T19:44:37Z")
Hey, Exeter! ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/3 "2007-05-23T19:46:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone wanna try it on? Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. ---
**Author:** ![Aioua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/4 "2007-05-23T19:47:02Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Hey, Exeter! [/QUOTE] WTH!? Where’d the ant-monster-thing come from? ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/5 "2007-05-23T19:47:26Z")
Throw the crib door wide! Let the people crawl inside! Someone in this town is trying to burn the playhouse down. They want to stop the ones who want prosthetic foreheads on their heads. But everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/6 "2007-05-23T19:51:30Z")
I’d rather have a rock to wind a piece of string around. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/7 "2007-05-23T19:56:04Z")
HEAD ON!!! Apply directly to the forehead! _falls over laughing at my own joke_ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/8 "2007-05-23T20:01:04Z")
WEIRD! At this very moment I’m listening to “Lucky Ball and Chain.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/9 "2007-05-23T20:39:59Z")
- [QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] Last edited by Hypno-Toad : Today at 02:01 PM. Reason: Getting Minimum Wage [/QUOTE] \* _ **Minimum WAGE ! ! !** _ Heyahh! **crack** ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/10 "2007-05-23T21:14:17Z")
Many are the reasons I love the SDMB. 🙂 Now, where was I? I forgot the point that I was making… LilShieste ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/11 "2007-05-23T21:20:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Now, where was I? I forgot the point that I was making… _ahem_ You said if you were smart that you would… ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/12 "2007-05-23T21:22:16Z")
Ooh, I loves me some prosthetic forehead! I tried on a Klingon forehead at an SF convention once. It made me want to eat live, squirming things and jab people with pain sticks. My husband took it off me, and a good thing that was, since I was about to chop his head off with a bat’leth, and husbands hate that. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/13 "2007-05-23T21:22:45Z")
[There really is such a thing…](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.costumesandprops.com/graphics/WishboneForehead1_250x352.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.costumesandprops.com/startrek.htm&h=352&w=250&sz=15&hl=en&start=21&tbnid=63ppalzqTCGR2M:&tbnh=120&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dforehead%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN) […but don’t try affixing it too energetically.](http://www.scottcamazine.com/personal/Nigeria/nigeriaClinical/images/forehead_gif.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/14 "2007-05-24T03:50:48Z")
I’d love a prosthetic forehead. Maybe Hot Cha will get me one, if I can find him. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/15 "2007-05-24T03:53:23Z")
[QUOTE=pinkfreud] Ooh, I loves me some prosthetic forehead! I tried on a Klingon forehead at an SF convention once. It made me want to eat live, squirming things and jab people with pain sticks. My husband took it off me, and a good thing that was, since I was about to chop his head off with a bat’leth, and husbands hate that. [/QUOTE] Did St. Peter come out and give him a medal, declaring him the nicest of the damned? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/16 "2007-05-24T04:00:01Z")
Hey now, everybody! ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/17 "2007-05-24T06:08:54Z")
Are you the guy who hit me in the eye, are _you_ the guy who hit me in the eye? oh well, please pass the milk, please… And watch out for My Evil Twin… ---
**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/18 "2007-05-24T09:30:34Z")
[QUOTE=Lucky 13] I’d love a prosthetic forehead. Maybe Hot Cha will get me one, if I can find him. [/QUOTE] I think he’s in a road movie to Berlin. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/19 "2007-05-24T10:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=St. Urho] I think he’s in a road movie to Berlin. [/QUOTE] If so, I think he may be stuck, 'cause we can’t drive out the way we drove in. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270/20 "2007-05-24T10:21:16Z")
Son I am able she said, though you scare me. Watch, said I, beloved, I said, watch me scare you though. Said she, able am I, son. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woooo-prosthetic-forehead/405270.md?page=2)