# Woot off! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woot-off/486366 "2009-02-18T04:49:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woot-off/486366/1 "2009-02-18T04:49:52Z")
Head’s up, everyone, there’s a woot off a-comin’! Get out the way, we got a Woot Off We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough Ain’t gonna stop until the Woot Off is done You figure you get one Woot per day And if it’s junk then that’s just the way But now an avalanche of Woots is released And where there once was famine we feast It’s giving me an F5 complex, Refreshing just to see what’s up next Checking back to shop for what’s new I don’t want it but I hope that you do Cause a new Item won’t come up Until all of these are gone. Those are the rules of the Woot Off We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done Now there’s another item on line A cell phone with a weird-ass design How will this thing ever sell out? This will start a new item drought Who would ever buy this dumb thing? The Woot Off is so frus-ter-a-ting I’m posting in the blog to decry This thing you couldn’t pay me to buy Well you could ridicule and signify it But someone’s gonna have to buy it Those are the rules of the Woot Off We’re pigging out down at the Woot trough Ain’t gonna stop ‘till the Woot Off is done ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/woot-off/486366/2 "2009-02-18T05:16:38Z")
Done.