tape
tale (for you boxing fans)
tail
piece
pie
(mmmmmm… pie)
pork
pig
ribs MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
barbecued
spine
crack
Oh, fry my butt – that “spine” was meant for the ribs. Barbecued spine?
(bangs SKULL on wall)
Thick
thin
hip bones 
connected (to the…)
internet
pornography (yeah, like i’m the only one that thought of “pornography” when they saw “internet”)
Silicone
breasts