# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/341 "2003-07-02T20:42:49Z")
**crucifiction** : extremely painful urban legends **cohabitate** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/342 "2003-07-02T21:10:22Z")
**_cor_habitate** - move in with someone rather too quickly, just because they are hot. **disciplinarian** ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/343 "2003-07-02T22:57:24Z")
**misciblinarian** - a lab safety technician who insists that you always add acid to water, not water to acid, and never mix chlorine and ammonia **pacifier** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/344 "2003-07-02T23:17:31Z")
**pacifrier** n. A very powerful stun gun. **anniversay** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/345 "2003-07-02T23:20:06Z")
**anniversary** , sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/346 "2003-07-02T23:43:53Z")
**anuniversary** : God’s Birthday **gerrymander** ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/347 "2003-07-03T15:57:22Z")
**Hairymander** : a hirsute lizard-like amphibian **Trapezoid** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/348 "2003-07-03T16:30:58Z")
**grapezoid** : quadrilateral wine rows of which only two are parallel **abscond** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/349 "2003-07-03T16:34:14Z")
**grabscond** – not just to run off, but to run off with something else as well **ginko biloba** ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/350 "2003-07-03T18:41:20Z")
**pinko biloba** - an herb given by the HUAC which improved your memories of having been an active Communist **orthodontist** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/351 "2003-07-03T19:10:47Z")
**earthodontist** - a doctor responsible for straightening crooked mountains. **cablebox** ---
**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/352 "2003-07-03T19:30:08Z")
**kibblebox** a tv attachment which only allows you to see dog food commercials **secretary** ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/353 "2003-07-03T19:48:51Z")
**Secretory** : covertly conservative **Bacterial** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/354 "2003-07-03T20:14:23Z")
**Bactrearial** : causing tears reminiscient of camels. **asphyxiate** ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/355 "2003-07-03T20:33:47Z")
**Asphalanxiate** : suffocate while in close military formation **Grope** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/356 "2003-07-03T20:53:50Z")
**Grape** : To color other people’s posts purple. No, wait, someone did that already … 😉 **Wizard** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/357 "2003-07-03T21:45:27Z")
**Wozard** : A past-it conjourer **barnyard** ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/358 "2003-07-03T21:51:13Z")
**Bairnyard** : playground or **Barnyarn** : a horse’s tale **Grumble** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/359 "2003-07-03T21:55:19Z")
**gumble** n. Incoherent speech caused by not having your false teeth in. **rhinocerous** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/360 "2003-07-03T22:35:52Z")
**rhinoceroustabout** : African Dock Worker of extreme size. **church** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=19)