# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/21 "2003-06-18T17:22:33Z")
**Pretard** : Premature infant with developmental delay (I know it isn’t funny. It’s not really supposed to be) **Hankering** ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/22 "2003-06-18T17:31:08Z")
**Wankering** : A need to ‘please’ oneself **Sandwich** ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/23 "2003-06-18T17:38:03Z")
**Sandwelch** Offering a sandwich, then not delivering. **Pickle** ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/24 "2003-06-18T17:44:53Z")
**Picklett** : A teeny tiny pickle **Lipstick** ---
**Author:** ![Secret\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@Secret\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Secret_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/25 "2003-06-18T17:46:58Z")
packle- the full body tackle used to zip an over-stuffed suitcase ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/26 "2003-06-18T18:01:15Z")
**Lipstack** : Makes your lips look bigger. **Turbidity** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/27 "2003-06-18T18:05:46Z")
**Turbanity** : The ability to look suave while wearing a turban **chipmunk** ---
**Author:** ![Melanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Melanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melanie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/28 "2003-06-18T18:11:58Z")
Hipmonk - funky soul brother Profanity ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/29 "2003-06-18T18:24:38Z")
proffanity - rough language used by educators flatiron ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/30 "2003-06-18T18:28:13Z")
flatteriron - a device that magically transforms your clothes into expensive designer duds cactus ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/31 "2003-06-18T18:29:55Z")
**Profunity** The act of being sacreligious and loving it **Licorice** ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/32 "2003-06-18T18:32:59Z")
**Cracktus** a new form of crack sniffed off a cactus. **Internet** ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/33 "2003-06-18T18:36:35Z")
Liquorice : Rice with saki topping Breadbasket ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/34 "2003-06-18T18:41:32Z")
**splinternet** A separate independant section of the internet. **broadbasket** A place to keep large loafs of bread **toothpaste** ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/35 "2003-06-18T19:00:07Z")
**lithpathte** - cream used to take care of a speech imediment. \*\* gerrymander\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/36 "2003-06-18T19:04:06Z")
imPediment. of all places to make a typo… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/37 "2003-06-18T19:07:46Z")
**squareymander** reassigning voting districts to form perfect squares. horticulture ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/38 "2003-06-18T19:11:08Z")
**whoriculture** - the practice by pimps of taking young girls off the streets and grooming them into prostitutes **alone** ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/39 "2003-06-18T19:24:07Z")
**alune** : by oneself on the moon **practice** ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/40 "2003-06-18T19:30:27Z")
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