# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/501 "2003-10-05T01:35:56Z")
**xicycle** - bicycle with a zylophone where the handle bars would be. Usually seen being ridden by clowns at the circus. **exercise** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/502 "2003-10-05T02:02:31Z")
**crosslow exercism** - a ritual for casting out demons employing a limbo pole ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/503 "2003-10-05T02:03:53Z")
And the new word is: **negligent** :smack: ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/504 "2003-10-05T02:06:53Z")
**negligeegent** - an uncaring or clumsy cross-dresser. **apple** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/505 "2003-10-05T02:10:17Z")
**gapple** - a gap about the size of an apple. frustrated ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/506 "2003-10-05T02:13:16Z")
**fruitstrated** - impatient waiting for bananas, apples, etc. to ripen. **tissue** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/507 "2003-10-05T02:13:22Z")
**crustrated** - that exasperated feeling created by overbaked breads. **worshipful** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/508 "2003-10-05T02:14:42Z")
**wissue** - the desire to see a person or animal go away, NOW. **worshipful** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/509 "2003-10-05T02:27:05Z")
**warshipful** - a boatload of bloodthirsty warriors, with heads bowed in prayer. **chafed** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/510 "2003-10-05T02:46:52Z")
**thafed** - the state or condition of having been redeemed from a life of sin by a lisping priest **vilify** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/511 "2003-10-05T02:49:38Z")
**virilify** - to take a dose of Viagra. **lamppost** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/512 "2003-10-05T02:52:41Z")
**vamppost** - the pole employed by certain exotic dancers in their routines. **hussy** ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/513 "2003-10-05T04:54:26Z")
**hushy** - a discreet homewrecker **crowbar** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/514 "2003-10-05T05:42:49Z")
**cronebar** – an implement used for prying the house in The Wizard of Oz off the recently-deceased Wicked Witch of the East **philately** ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/515 "2003-10-05T07:36:49Z")
barberian : the guy who gives really bad haircuts classic ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/516 "2003-10-05T07:38:35Z")
nevermind ---
**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/517 "2003-10-05T07:41:40Z")
philateral - putting the stamp on sideways clssic ---
**Author:** ![Eireson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@Eireson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eireson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/518 "2003-10-05T10:18:22Z")
Plassic - an artificial and easily modulated standard of excellence **Diurnal** ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/519 "2003-10-05T10:58:19Z")
**Dianal** The quality of being excessively meticulous only during daylight hours **Fugitive** ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/520 "2003-10-05T11:44:57Z")
Fudgeitive: Hiding out from the people who kow youe are off your diet Bold as in, I can’t figure out how to type in BOLD [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=27)