# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/921 "2003-10-23T19:17:29Z")
**unclevillle** - where my uncle lives and generally behaves boorish. **narcolepsy** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/922 "2003-10-23T19:28:04Z")
**Narcolepsy** : a convulsive ailment, commonly associated with cocaine addiction. **phthisis** ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/923 "2003-10-23T19:38:29Z")
**phthesis** - consumption of one’s term paper (usually by one’s dog) **nexus** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/924 "2003-10-23T19:42:14Z")
**nextus** - we’re next **impair** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/925 "2003-10-23T19:46:07Z")
**im pair** : a disabled nanny. **vinculum** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/926 "2003-10-23T21:10:12Z")
**vincalum** - a gradute of the Vintners’ Institute of Nova Cruetta **hogwash** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/927 "2003-10-23T21:19:55Z")
**HoggWash** : a bathtime soap dispenser featuring the likeness of Sorrel Booke [sup]RIP[/sup]. **hazard** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/928 "2003-10-23T22:14:51Z")
**hazeroard** - something that’s perfectly safe, but looks dangerous. **oldtimer** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/929 "2003-10-23T22:29:10Z")
**moldtimer** - a device for measuring the time it takes for fungus to overspread an object. **fungus** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/930 "2003-10-23T23:04:45Z")
**funeralgus** - an occurence after eating the wrong kind of wild mushroom. **potent** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/931 "2003-10-24T01:31:06Z")
**smotent** - past participle of **smite**. **heterogeneous** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/932 "2003-10-24T04:18:15Z")
**heterojeaneous** – fond of classic 501 Blues, Jordache designer jeans, Sears Toughskins, and numerous other denim pants **Edsel** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/933 "2003-10-24T04:23:55Z")
**Dreadsel** : fond nickname of Ford Focus owned by 18 Rastafarians. **Ceres** * * * bonus: **[Edsel Dope](http://www.glam-metal.com/edsel_dope.html)** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/934 "2003-10-24T05:20:39Z")
**Ceresbellum** - a brain shaped asteroid **tabernacle** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/935 "2003-10-24T05:33:16Z")
**tapernavel** : the dimple on the bottom of a dinner candle. **glockenspiel** ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/936 "2003-10-24T07:55:27Z")
**Glock and spiel** - a voluble line of often extravagant talk usually intended to persuade you to give up your money while at gunpoint **Sluggard** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/937 "2003-10-24T08:10:42Z")
**slugbard** : a minstrel who sings the legend of bullets, **glock and spiel** -style. **tumescence** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/938 "2003-10-24T11:39:52Z")
\*\* tumscience \*\* - science of stomach swelling \*\* upsa-daisy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/939 "2003-10-24T14:00:31Z")
**Apso Daisy** - the mane around the neck of a very strange breed of dog. **commission** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/940 "2003-10-24T19:28:45Z")
**scummission** - a shelter targeted to winos. **merciful** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=48)