# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1141 "2003-11-04T18:04:58Z")
**empierun** - race with a tort surprise! 🙂 **incongress** - senators racing for pie :dubious: **blanch** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1142 "2003-11-04T19:47:56Z")
**bloanch** – to assume an ashy pallor upon realizing how much interest you’ll end up paying on that 30-year mortgage you just took out **pallor** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1143 "2003-11-04T19:52:12Z")
**blance** - a spear that shoots BBs from the tip **worried** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1144 "2003-11-04T21:49:24Z")
\*\*Lorried[b/] - Being worried just as you get hit by a lorry. \*\* Nihilistic[b/] \*Sorry about t’other post. and yes I do know an almost limitless supply of stupid phrases and words. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1145 "2003-11-04T22:07:27Z")
**Nighholistic** : the advent of a _Wholly_ Man. **merit** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1146 "2003-11-04T23:43:43Z")
**pallord** - the Prince of Undertakers **merite** - the act of worshiping oneself **worship** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1147 "2003-11-05T12:39:28Z")
\*\* whoreship \*\* - orgy and idolatry past the 12 nautical miles. You can gamble too. \*\* nautical \*\* ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1148 "2003-11-05T12:54:05Z")
**naughtical** - Hijinks on the high seas. **truffle** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1149 "2003-11-05T13:15:30Z")
**scruffle** - a kitten play maneuver, in which the one (temporarily) on top grasps its littermate by the neck and chomps. **littermate** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1150 "2003-11-05T13:42:08Z")
**ilitterrmate** - kitty’s siblings can’t read **comprehension** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1151 "2003-11-05T14:13:54Z")
**cowprehension** - the job of a cattle warden **warden** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1152 "2003-11-05T14:34:33Z")
**wardent** - a bent prison officer **interregnum** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1153 "2003-11-05T18:22:54Z")
\*\* compretendtion \*\* - Nod and says ‘yes’ but in fact thinks “I got No Clue, Boy!” \*\* halberd \*\* ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1154 "2003-11-05T18:27:36Z")
- Darn I did it again ! I really need to check the next page thingy… OK, let fix this… \* \*\* Intermagnum \*\* 1. Time to wait until they release the PI sequel. 2. Period of emptyness between 2 bottles of Veuve-Cliquot. \*\* halberd \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1155 "2003-11-05T19:23:02Z")
**Hal. Bird.** how to point out a bird to Hal. **abdicate** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1156 "2003-11-05T19:47:18Z")
**blabdicate** - to point out the excruciatingly obvious, at excruciating length. \*\*excruciating[b/] ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1157 "2003-11-05T21:35:01Z")
- Mmmm… We did this one… SixSwords answering to BuddytoBud… ex-crushiating- The unbearable desire to render your ex’s head flat like the bottom of a cast iron frying pan. Anyway… \* \*\* Chrismasciating \*\* - Inflicting severe auditory pain to parents by offering a very noisy and cacophonous toy to their child \*\* Cacophonous \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1158 "2003-11-05T21:46:34Z")
**kakaphanous** - sounding like shit. That was too easy. 😃 **backophanous** - the sound of a driver enraged by a tailgater **tailgater** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1159 "2003-11-05T22:03:18Z")
\*\* Aligater \*\* - Mohamed Ali tailgating \*\* Cocktailgater \*\* - Tailgating and DUI \*\* Boxing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1160 "2003-11-05T22:30:20Z")
**boxzing** -making jokes while standing on a soapbox **hauberk** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=59)