# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1161 "2003-11-05T22:44:27Z")
\*\* Haubroke \*\* - cheap chainmail protection for fortuneless knigths. Blue light, Aisle 5. \*\* Supermarket \*\* ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1162 "2003-11-05T22:50:26Z")
\*\* Haubroke \*\* - cheap chainmail protection for fortuneless knigths. Blue light, Aisle 5. \*\* Supermarket \*\* ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1163 "2003-11-06T00:32:37Z")
**Shtupermarket** - ladies of the night vending their goods and services. **ubiquitous** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1164 "2003-11-06T06:09:36Z")
**newbiequitous** – adjective describing a person who discovers a message board and subsequently attempts to establish a presence by posting an inane “LOL” response to every thread **neophyte** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1165 "2003-11-06T10:53:26Z")
**neofight** training session in the matrix for novices **matrix** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1166 "2003-11-06T14:44:43Z")
\*\* Tomatrix \*\* - 1. Modelisation of a tomato. 2. Modelisation of a tomAto \*\* breathless \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1167 "2003-11-06T16:57:45Z")
**breathtless** - asthmatic flat chested woman with a lisp **asthmatic** ---
**Author:** ![GuinnessGuzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@GuinnessGuzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuinnessGuzzler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1168 "2003-11-06T21:26:20Z")
**asthmatrix** - this particular sequel will leave you gasping **sequel** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1169 "2003-11-06T21:36:14Z")
seepquel - when you go watch a sequel whilst bursting for a slash(to urinate for those who don’t know) and you hold on and it beings to seep down your leg. Spigot ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1170 "2003-11-07T04:25:02Z")
**spigotti** - a tangled-up mess of garden hose **tangle** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1171 "2003-11-07T10:35:54Z")
**tonguele** - to get tongue tied **radiator** (Welcome to GuinnessGuzzler) ---
**Author:** ![GuinnessGuzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@GuinnessGuzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuinnessGuzzler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1172 "2003-11-07T10:49:11Z")
**radioator** - This station plays the hot hits **discotheque** (Cheers BuddyToBud) ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1173 "2003-11-07T11:53:42Z")
**discothequetive** - chief investigator in Sophie Ellis Bextor’s “Murder on the Dance Floor” **investigator** ---
**Author:** ![GuinnessGuzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@GuinnessGuzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuinnessGuzzler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1174 "2003-11-07T12:18:17Z")
**injacketigator** - like an investigator, but doesn’t delve as deep. **delve** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1175 "2003-11-07T12:48:28Z")
dil-vet - Dogbert’s doc skyscraper ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1176 "2003-11-07T12:59:45Z")
**skyscrapper** - building demolition expert **demolition** ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1177 "2003-11-07T13:04:00Z")
demotittion - scientists unraveling their new line of… breasts. scientists ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1178 "2003-11-07T13:56:54Z")
\*\* Ziontist \*\* - Israeli scientist \*\* Eructate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1179 "2003-11-07T18:52:55Z")
\*\* Erumpt \*\*- To eruct… from the other end. \*\* Gridlock [/] ---
**Author:** ![That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@That\_Insufferable\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Insufferable_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1180 "2003-11-07T18:57:58Z")
Ridcock- A man who is overly enthusiastic about feminism. Tomato [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=60)