# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1241 "2003-11-11T14:31:32Z")
\*\* bitch \*\* - 1. \* n. \* uncorfortable irritation due to the sand you’ve laid upon all day long at the waterfront. 2. \* v. \* Bad mood due to the sand irritation. ex: \* “Sorry, I’m bitching but it’s all this sand in my buttocks!” \* \*\* Buttocks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1242 "2003-11-11T14:52:00Z")
**Buttercks** - A special kind of butter made by … no, you really don’t want to know. **Smart** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1243 "2003-11-11T15:35:51Z")
\*\* Smarthasteward \*\* - clever enough to renounce some ill gained stock and bonds profits \*\* Future \*\* ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1244 "2003-11-11T15:40:13Z")
**Funture** - the premonition that the rest of you life will be terribly amusing. **julep** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1245 "2003-11-11T19:47:39Z")
**julip** - backtalk engaged in by someone who’s had too much to drink **engaged** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1246 "2003-11-11T20:01:01Z")
**engraged** : How angry you feel when you are forced to pay a deposit for a nuptial ice sculpture. **kaddishim** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1247 "2003-11-12T04:11:25Z")
**caddyshim** - a device used by carriers of golf bags to keep the bag upright on uneven surfaces. **upright** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1248 "2003-11-12T10:36:45Z")
**supright** - be able to consunsume vast amounts of alchohol and not fall over **pluperfect** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1249 "2003-11-12T11:06:20Z")
**plumbperfect** - pipe repairs that you had done. **key** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1250 "2003-11-12T12:51:40Z")
**keh** - an expression of disgust from someone with a chest cold **cold** ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1251 "2003-11-12T13:22:09Z")
**coldurn** - An expression to use when it’s below 32 degrees Fahrenheit. **limpet** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1252 "2003-11-12T13:37:59Z")
\*\* Kold \*\* - Cold for a Klanmember. As in “No Kidding, Keep off Kate’s Kin the Klansmember, he Kaugth a Knotty Kold Kayaking in the Kalhari. it’s a Knockout! he should wear his Kilted Kimono and warm up a Knacky Ketchup soup in his Kitchen Kiln. Send him Kisses.” - anywway, what’s 'bout this K writting? are they in Kindergarten? 🙂 \* \*\* Acetaminophen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1253 "2003-11-12T13:40:19Z")
- Damn! Multipost… he… I was too long… \* \*\* Limpetco \*\* - where the pet clings. \*\* Acetaminophen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1254 "2003-11-12T13:40:49Z")
- Damn! Multipost… he… I was too long… \* \*\* Limpetco \*\* - where the pet cling . \*\* Acetaminophen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1255 "2003-11-12T13:42:15Z")
- AAAAAHHHH! Another screw up! Going back to bed. Good day ! \* ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1256 "2003-11-12T14:08:38Z")
**Ace-to-mino-phone:** Ace being a predatory bird and mino being a fish. The call a bird would make to the fish on it’s dive telling the fish when to jump out of the water. Wow! That really is a stretch. **Phantom** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1257 "2003-11-12T15:52:24Z")
**coold** - be ill with style **panache** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1258 "2003-11-12T16:02:56Z")
(where did all those posts spring from… ahh! that will teach me to follow the mail link and not check for other pages) **elephantom** - ghostly pachyderm **panache** - still available ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1259 "2003-11-12T16:15:50Z")
**Acetaminofun** - recreational drug perhaps? **approbation** (specially for GuinessGuzzler - haven’t heard from you for a while mate) ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1260 "2003-11-12T16:28:33Z")
\*\* Panapache \*\* - Special Indian feathers hat. \*\* Approbation \*\* …still on the market… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=64)