# Word morphing game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668 "2003-06-18T10:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1601 "2003-12-14T11:21:41Z")
**lightmouse** - A small rodent that inhabits said light house. **Nunavut** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1602 "2003-12-14T12:34:24Z")
\*\* Noonavut \*\* - The opposite of midnight sun \*\* Midnight \*\* ---
**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1603 "2003-12-14T13:07:15Z")
MidRight - When that asshole in front of you remembers to turn on the blinkers Iowa ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1604 "2003-12-14T13:27:52Z")
\*\* Iowacky \*\* - Johnny Carson \*\* Lancer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1605 "2003-12-14T17:50:34Z")
**flancer** - a cavalryman armed with a baked custard. (Made famous in ‘Custard’s Last Stand’) **slapstick** ---
**Author:** ![GuinnessGuzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@GuinnessGuzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuinnessGuzzler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1606 "2003-12-14T20:21:50Z")
**slapsticket** - the action which a traffic warden performs with delight upon your car. **warden** ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1607 "2003-12-15T04:07:04Z")
**worden** _n. sl._ Slang term for either a librarian or a ‘grammar Nazi’. **asparagus** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1608 "2003-12-15T06:16:38Z")
**wasparagus** – those spears that have decayed into inedible eyesores (and nosesores) after sitting in your crisper drawer for a month or so **Hollandaise** ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1609 "2003-12-15T07:30:46Z")
**Hollandaisywheel** - Noisy, antiquated printers made out of old windmill parts. **Bearnaise** ---
**Author:** ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1610 "2003-12-15T07:44:45Z")
**Bernice** - My annoying aunt. **Quirky** ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1611 "2003-12-15T08:01:32Z")
**QUIRTY** - The mistake that got a keyboard designer with poor spelling skills blacklisted from the industry. **pencil** ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1612 "2003-12-15T12:03:06Z")
\*\* Pencilcilline \*\* - Insuline-pens derived system to administrate a painless shot of antibiotic \*\* Antibiotic \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ex\_Machina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Ex\_Machina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ex_Machina)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1613 "2003-12-15T13:36:16Z")
**antibiopic** - opposed to a made-for-tv biography such as the recent one about Ronald and Nancy Reagan. graduate (v.) ---
**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1614 "2003-12-15T14:00:31Z")
\*\* Graduet \*\* - To succeed in your conservatory studies with your co-player \*\* Conservatory \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1615 "2003-12-15T15:46:20Z")
\*\*Coinservatory \*\* - That which preserves from loss of money **frugal** ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1616 "2003-12-15T16:04:40Z")
**fugal** - a fucked up female. **semaphore** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1617 "2003-12-15T18:02:53Z")
**semafore** - Warning given by a mute golfer to warn those ahead that a ball is headed in their direction **mute** ---
**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1618 "2003-12-15T18:06:01Z")
**mewt** - the name for the affiliction in kittens that cannot make sounds. **calculator** ---
**Author:** ![BuddyToBud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BuddyToBud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyToBud)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1619 "2003-12-15T18:23:56Z")
**coolculater** - device on which average snowfall in computed **departure** ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668/1620 "2003-12-15T18:35:15Z")
**DuPonture** - the act of being taken over by the DuPont corporation. **derelict** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=80) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/word-morphing-game/182668.md?page=82)