Words And Phrases To Stop Using In 2009!

Fun. I’ve posted about this one before, it irritates me so much. The correct way to say it is “We went to the movies and out to eat - it was fun!” The stupid, suburban white woman way to say it is “I love your blouse! It’s so fun!” “Look at her necklace; isn’t it fun?”

I used to work in a retail clothing store and heard this phrase multiple times every week. I’m not sure if these people have any idea how stupid they make themselves sound. Have they been watching too much Martha Stewart or something?

Irregardless is another one. Is that even a word?

I’ll sign the petition to repeal “gift” as a verb and “ask” as a noun.

“big time!” (when used to mean ‘yes’)

I use both of those words way too much. I desperately need new ones.

Amazingly, here are the synonyms from the synonym place for amazing:

“amaze, astonish, astound”

Then we come to awesome:

“amazing, awe-inspiring, awesome, awful, awing”

In other words, we’re fucked.

Enthusiastically seconded. “He gifted her” and “Time for the ask” make me wanna chew bricks.

Another phrase I’ll be glad to stop using in, oh, 15 days: “President Bush.”

Free is a noun. It’s the cost of an item or service. :wink: For whatever reason, that’s been in place as an idiom for “nothing” for a long long time. “For nothing” would be more grammatically correct, but when you’re talking about payment “free” is an acceptable noun. This is just its weekend job as opposed to its primary occupation as an adjective.

This reads like a Seinfeld bit to me.

Blame Abba… (going off into the distance singing super trooper)

Recommend me …

Seen in way too many SDMB thread titles such as “Recommend me a good local ISP” or “Recommend me a good laptop” – Argh!

I don’t know, there is a subtle difference between “gift” as verb and “give”, to me. It seems to emphasize the fact that what the person is giving is an actual gift, which if you think about it, isn’t really always the case. Consider giving a disease, or a smack upside the head, or a piece of one’s mind.

Also, gift as a verb has a special meaning in estate tax language, I think. So it’s quite legitimate there.

And what usage of ask as a noun are you referring to? The shorthand of “ask price”, the finance term?

“Dude!” I hate seeing it, I hate hearing it. I’d like to submit an Amazing Race audition tape and promise if I’m picked, you’ll never hear me refer to my partner as “Dude”.

StG

I was using “dude” a lot (for everybody, male and female -that’s right, I STARTED THAT!), but it is seeming a little shopworn now.

Maybe I’ll start using perkin.

I want companies to stop advertising that they “Specialize in…” then use a long list of services. For example a hair salon in the area *specializes *in:

Perms
Relaxers
Braids
Weaves
Wigs
Coloring
Conditioning
Twists
Children’s Hair
Highlighting
Extensions

I MUST change the TV station immediately every time this comes on. This really irks me.

A Super Trouper is a specific kind of spotlight.

Can we stop calling every woman who has any complaint or angst about her wedding “bridezilla”? I know, you think it’s cute and clever, but it’s just really oooooooold now. When they have a TV show by that name on WeTV, it’s not a phrase you want to be using anymore.

Holy crap! I didn’t know Gaudere’s Law originated here. :eek: I thought it was some kind of net-wide internet phenomenon.

I’m not sure what language I’m sick of this year.

‘Twenty’ and ‘two thousand’, when naming the year. We’re nine years into the millenium, or eight years for you precisians out there. Either way you’d think that by now we could just start saying the two-digit year number, like we used to in the dear old days of the twentieth century.

I do hear people say “oh-nine” or “oh-seven”, and so forth, but “two thousand” still seems to dominate for years 0 through 9, and “twenty” for years thereafter.

A similar one that bugs me is “I am planning ON GOING to the party.” vs. “I am planning TO GO TO the party.” In an earlier thread, Dopers agreed that either form was grammatically correct but it still grates on my ears.

The one that annoys me is: Recommend me a book.

Now, technically it is correct. It follows the proper structure as in this acceptable sentence: Read me a book.

But it makes me nuts.

Huh. Doesn’t bother me at all. :: shrugs ::