# Words Beginning with "b-e-p"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067 "2003-02-05T23:11:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/1 "2003-02-05T23:11:50Z")

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As far as I know, there are no words in the English language that start with the aforementioned letters.

Or, are there…?

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/2 "2003-02-05T23:16:08Z")

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My unabridged dictionary has several: bepaint, bepaper, bepatched, bepicture, beplaster, bepowder, bepraise, bepranked, bepuffed, bepuzzle, bepuzzlement.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/3 "2003-02-05T23:16:09Z")

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**Beplumed**  
“Furnished with feathers” (Shorter OED)

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/4 "2003-02-06T01:15:21Z")

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Well, of course, I meant to say, words in the English language that any of us has ever used in a sentence.

Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/5 "2003-02-06T01:25:40Z")

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“His costume for the play was beplumed as if he were a human peacock”

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/6 "2003-02-06T01:46:41Z")

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[hijack]  
When I was in elementary school, our spelling teacher would ask us to spell a word and then ask us to put that word in a sentence. If I didn’t know the word, I"d use the following sentence,

“I do not know what the word beplumed means.”

I would only ever use this sentence about once per year and the teachers always got a kick out ot it.  
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When I read this thread, the above came to mind and I had to share…

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/7 "2003-02-06T02:10:43Z")

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Anyone else read _Up the Down Staircase?_

“Bring in own sentences illustr. vocab. words:  
enigmatic—She was very enigmatic.  
vindictive—She was very vindictive.  
vacillating—She was very vacillating.”

She was very bepuzzled. There. Happy, pappy? 😉

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/8 "2003-02-06T03:57:37Z")

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Just a bit off topic, but there is former Boston Bruin player, and later coach, [Bep Guidolin](http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?pid=00002063). Of course that is just a nickname, his given name is really Armand but I would guess that his mother was the only person to call him that.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/9 "2003-02-06T11:32:01Z")

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bephallus - to furnish with a penis.

“It took my wife a few minutes to fix the buckle of her strap-on, but once she was properly bephallused, we were ready to begin the party.”

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/10 "2003-02-06T13:44:38Z")

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Can we count things Buh’wheet said?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/11 "2003-02-06T14:17:30Z")

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Isn’t “bep” the sound effect used in Pong?

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/12 "2003-02-06T14:20:51Z")

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Bepiss - to wet with urine

Well, it’s probably an archaic term (Richard Burton used it in Arabian Nights), but I think we oughta revive it!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/13 "2003-02-06T15:38:22Z")

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Isn’t **bepgry** the third word everyone’s been asking about?

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/14 "2003-02-06T18:23:33Z")

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bephuddled?

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/15 "2003-02-06T18:43:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by \*\*mayberrydan \*\*\*  
> When I was in elementary school, our spelling teacher would ask us to spell a word and then ask us to put that word in a sentence. If I didn’t know the word, I"d use the following sentence,
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> “I do not know what the word beplumed means.”

In spelling bees I participated in in grade school, you were allowed to ask the teacher giving the word to either define the word or use it in a sentence before you had to spell it. I was such a little prick back then – I used to love to hang the teachers out to dry and ask them to use some crazy words in sentences, even though I already knew exactly how to spell the word.

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/16 "2003-02-06T18:46:20Z")

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bepble.

It means little stones that dyslexics find on beaches.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/17 "2003-02-06T18:48:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sublight \*  
> \*\*bephallus - to furnish with a penis.
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> “It took my wife a few minutes to fix the buckle of her strap-on, but once she was properly bephallused, we were ready to begin the party.” \*\*

How does one get Fantastic Foods Big Soup Noodle Bowl, Mandarin Broccoli flavor, out of one’s own nose?

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-beginning-with-b-e-p/153067/18 "2003-02-06T21:55:25Z")

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There’s an X-ray satellite called BeppoSAX. It’s named after Italian astronomer Giuseppe “Beppo” Occhialini. It’s unlikely that any non-astronomer would use it, though.
