# Words fail me..... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 16, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369 "2000-09-16T00:45:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/1 "2000-09-16T00:45:54Z")
I am without words… I’m wordless… words have left me… I have lost the power of words… [www.rubberburner.com/](http://www.rubberburner.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/2 "2000-09-16T00:57:14Z")
But ugh, yuck. My skin has crawled right off my body. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/3 "2000-09-16T01:15:30Z")
[Got an even _better_ one.](http://www.jesus.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/4 "2000-09-16T01:24:51Z")
Ewww. I’ve seen this one before. But it’s been updated now. I dare y’all to dowload that Tiger movie that you see when you scroll down to the “How to Score a Chick” section. That was fucking scary. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/5 "2000-09-16T01:38:41Z")
Ugh…SOMEONE likes sucking his own dick… ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/6 "2000-09-16T01:40:43Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35692](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=35692) This is both a former Weird Earl and part of a Lee Jeans campaign. Pay attention!!! (Since this is the pit and all.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/7 "2000-09-16T01:41:22Z")
Although, the Jesus one…that’s funny! I’m gonna go to HELL…ROTFLMAO ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/8 "2000-09-16T01:53:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > I dare y’all to dowload that Tiger movie that you see when you scroll down to the “How to Score a Chick” section. Now I know why I’m single . I’ve been doing it all wrong . I’m going to the leather shop tomorrow and gonna start working on my growl . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/9 "2000-09-16T02:08:06Z")
I posted the Jesus one at Smile and Act Nice. They’re laughing already. YOu know, that would make a good sig- Win a chance to shower with Jesus! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/10 "2000-09-16T02:22:49Z")
[Rubberburner.com](http://Rubberburner.com) I laughed, I cried. I washed my eyes out with borax. Zette PS- [Datejesus.com](http://Datejesus.com) is hysterical ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/11 "2000-09-16T02:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I dare y’all to dowload that Tiger movie that you see when you scroll down to the “How to Score a Chick” section. > \*\* :::standing and applauding::: “Bravo. Bra-VO!” Next year’s Oscar is in the bag. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/12 "2000-09-16T02:48:47Z")
Jesus drinks socially? :eek: What is the world coming to?? ROFL!! ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/13 "2000-09-16T04:01:30Z")
He’s really popular at parties, what with making His own wine from water and all. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/14 "2000-09-16T09:16:28Z")
I saw the QuickTime movie. This is a joke, right? Right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/15 "2000-09-16T11:26:08Z")
Jesus drinks socially? Yeah, right. And Pink Floyd “recreationally” used drugs in the 70’s. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/16 "2000-09-17T00:57:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by QuickSilver \* > \*\*I am without words… I’m wordless… words have left me… I have lost the power of words… > > [www.rubberburner.com/](http://www.rubberburner.com/) > \*\* I am traumatized. I had to shower with scalding hot water and a brillo pad to feel clean. Icky, Icky, ICKY! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/17 "2000-09-17T02:35:06Z")
Jesus will also take a shower with you-or bubble bath upon request… Um, like, I always thought that um, Jesus was supposed to always be with you. So he’d like, um, still be with you when you’re taking a showwer. So like, doesn’t that mean that everytime you shower, you’re showering with Jesus? BTW, someone should warn Jesus that all those bubble baths could give him a urinary tract infection… I am literally laughing so hard my stomach hurts…okay, I’ll calm down now…deep breath, Kathi…slow…that’s it… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/18 "2000-09-17T02:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > And Pink Floyd “recreationally” used drugs in the 70’s. What, “constantly” isn’t recreational? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/19 "2000-09-17T03:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Will you sell your domain to me? Apparently, Jesus is also a capitalist! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/20 "2000-09-17T03:23:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I posted the Jesus one at Smile and Act Nice. They’re laughing already. > > YOu know, that would make a good sig- > Win a chance to shower with Jesus! > \*\* I am SO tempted to give Brian’s address to this Jesus guy. So what if they’re both hetero males? They NEED to get together, even if just for a shower. A bubble bath would be even better. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369.md?page=2)