# Words fail me..... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 16, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369 "2000-09-16T00:45:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/21 "2000-09-17T03:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > They NEED to get together, even if just for a shower. A bubble bath would be even better. Only if they take pictures. I volunteer my services as cameraman. By the way, how well-hung do you think Jesus is? I don’t think he’d be that… um… lengthy, what with his sermon about “the kingdom of God being as to a mustard seed”, or whatever it was. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/22 "2000-09-17T03:49:40Z")
Sorry, now I’m OBSESSED with Jesus…man, I need to get out more…(but this is funny…) Anyways, I looked for articles about the site: [http://www.dailyindependent.com/html/news/columnists/tom\_lewis.html](http://www.dailyindependent.com/html/news/columnists/tom_lewis.html) [http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/060700d.shtml](http://www.ilovebacon.com/noway/060700d.shtml) If you ask me, we should get Satan to go and take some photo ops with Jesus…aw hell, maybe we need a counter page: Take a shower with Satan! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/23 "2000-09-17T04:27:00Z")
EWWWWWWW! Ick! Ickyickyickyickyicky! I’m going to be having the shudders for weeks! Bleah! ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/24 "2000-09-17T05:12:38Z")
Wow. That made me laugh even harder than the time I watched Harlem Nights while smoking a dime bag of 100% Humboldt County Kind Bud. Actually, I feel a side ache coming on. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/25 "2000-09-17T09:31:18Z")
Without even reading through these two pages I still have this odd urge to scrape my skin off. These guys have about as much depth as a semiconductor dielectric layer. Can’t we just throttle them with their shoelaces, or is there some niggling amendment about that in the Constitution? I used to be conceited, but now I’m perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/26 "2000-09-17T17:52:28Z")
Watch me MiST the HELL out of Jesus… If only it was a shower contest for Mike Nelson…ahhh… Or Joel…woooh… ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/27 "2000-09-22T23:10:05Z")
left me in pain and unable to breathe I laughed so hard. THANK YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/28 "2000-09-22T23:38:47Z")
I didn’t feel like downloading it…what’s it like? ---
**Author:** ![dietrologia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@dietrologia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dietrologia)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/29 "2000-09-22T23:40:59Z")
I’m sorry, but this one blows ALL those mofos away. [THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS](http://www.skirtman.org/gallery.html) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/30 "2000-09-22T23:51:34Z")
AAAGGGHHH! He looks like William Shatner in drag! My eyes! MY FUCKING EYES!!! I"M BLIND ICANTTYPELEJRLIjelkrjawl;ieujr5l4eknmoiaewu ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/31 "2000-09-22T23:58:22Z")
Oh dear God. I think I’m blind. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/32 "2000-09-23T00:27:25Z")
Oh god, that was bad. \ ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/33 "2000-09-23T01:33:08Z")
The risque dress from e-Bay :eek:! ::::involuntary shudders and twitches::::: gorge rising… gotta go barf now. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/34 "2000-09-23T22:53:24Z")
You know what’s sad? I’ll bet that risque dress from Ebay was a vintage dress that some collector would have loved to own…tsk tsk tsk… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/35 "2000-09-24T01:00:32Z")
At least he’s got shapely legs :rolleyes: Oh, fuck. I really shouldn’t even joke about it. That page was the sickest thing I’ve seen since, well, this morning. Uh, dietrologia, just how did you find that link, anyway? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/36 "2000-09-24T01:33:43Z")
You know, about Jesus? I wonder what the Virgin Mary thinks? “Son! How dare you bring these strange girls in to shower with you! Why, in my day, I was a Virgin my whole LIFE! Not like these little tramps!” _it’s official: i’m goin to Hell_ ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369/37 "2000-09-24T10:42:19Z")
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod… I don’t know what was worse…the gut spasms or the burning in my retinas and the knowledge that those images are in my head forever…Kill me please. Kill me now… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-fail-me/33369.md?page=1)