# Words people would never use to descibe you. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 4, 2012, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830 "2012-11-04T07:26:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/21 "2012-11-04T16:25:22Z")
“She’s so calm and graceful!” …said no one ever about Taomist. ---
**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/22 "2012-11-04T16:28:33Z")
Republican. And for that matter, Bigoted. Myopic. Moronic. Bitchy. ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/23 "2012-11-04T17:26:21Z")
Bald Ugly ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/24 "2012-11-04T18:39:23Z")
Beautiful Graceful Elegant Rich Selfish ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/25 "2012-11-04T18:49:34Z")
Normal Ordinary Average Predictable Typical Common ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/26 "2012-11-04T20:12:32Z")
Combative Intimidating Racy Manic ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/27 "2012-11-04T20:58:53Z")
Bubbly Effervescent Cheerful ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/28 "2012-11-04T21:12:47Z")
Quiet ---
**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/29 "2012-11-04T21:41:37Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > Combative > Intimidating > Racy > Manic Threadshitting or not, it just hit me that those four adjectives are what people most likely _do_ use to decribe me. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/30 "2012-11-04T21:46:45Z")
You must be my evil twin. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/31 "2012-11-04T21:56:58Z")
Docile. Passive-aggressive. Shy. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/32 "2012-11-04T22:09:44Z")
Tall. Flat-chested. All the other things that people have told me I am, they’ve also told me the opposite. _Shrug_ ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/33 "2012-11-04T22:12:37Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Normal > Ordinary > Average > Predictable > Typical > Common I hate to break it you… ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/34 "2012-11-04T23:07:13Z")
Punctual Tall Slender Graceful Illiterate Sporty Tidy ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/35 "2012-11-04T23:23:15Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I hate to break it you… I thought having an online stalker would be flattering. Turns out not. I guess quality makes a difference. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/36 "2012-11-04T23:25:48Z")
Graceful. Slow. Uncaffeinated. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/37 "2012-11-04T23:27:56Z")
Patient, sober, timid, the kind of person who stands goddamn still on the escalator. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/38 "2012-11-04T23:31:44Z")
Gregarious, outgoing, talkative, hairless metrosexual. I’d add “ugly”, but somebody did tell me once that I would make an ugly woman, so there you go. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/39 "2012-11-04T23:32:16Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > I thought having an online stalker would be flattering. Turns out not. I guess quality makes a difference. How _predictable_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830/40 "2012-11-05T00:13:30Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > How _predictable_ 😉 Predicting things after they happen is weak. Really now, if you’re obsessed you should put more effort into it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-people-would-never-use-to-descibe-you/639830.md?page=3)