# Words that Don't Rhyme With "Monkey" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/1 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")
1. Wax ---
**Author:** ![panache](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@panache](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/2 "2003-02-28T17:01:41Z")
Spelunking- you might think for a moment that it does, but no. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/3 "2003-02-28T17:02:00Z")
melon llama memocube jellybean weapons of mass distruction ductape ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/4 "2003-02-28T17:04:47Z")
“Monkey” doesn’t rhyme with monkey. Monkey _is_ monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/5 "2003-02-28T17:04:50Z")
Donkey allmost but not quite ---
**Author:** ![lionel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@lionel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lionel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/6 "2003-02-28T17:05:54Z")
wankle rotary engine ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/7 "2003-02-28T17:10:11Z")
Every single word I know rhymes with monkey ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/8 "2003-02-28T17:20:55Z")
chunkier ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/9 "2003-02-28T17:21:03Z")
Funky! No, wait… ---
**Author:** ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/10 "2003-02-28T17:22:50Z")
Nonkey ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/11 "2003-02-28T17:23:28Z")
Spunky ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/12 "2003-02-28T17:24:34Z")
Check that, **Lorenzo** …I think it does. ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/13 "2003-02-28T17:24:46Z")
Lunkiest ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/14 "2003-02-28T17:26:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bup \* > \*\*Check that, **Lorenzo** …I think it does. \*\* Ahh, “Words that _don’t_ Rhyme with Monkey” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/15 "2003-02-28T17:27:24Z")
Honkey? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/16 "2003-02-28T17:28:10Z")
I need them to be numbered. ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/17 "2003-02-28T17:31:25Z")
1. Numbered ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/18 "2003-02-28T17:40:57Z")
1. monkey ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/19 "2003-02-28T17:43:13Z")
Chalupa Faygo temperature window CD-ROM accept hurricane jazz uppity Yogi legend Jamal sailboat pipebomb investigator tribute snackpack eyes waxy greaseball folder verbatim starving Thunderbird tack tact duct track duck dick dank dunk trunk tick tuck tucked pissed liposuction umbrella high-brow deposit corkboard juicy cell legal trump angle Aladdin Euchre Saturday Venus speck trombone tight right aspirin sloop homeowners master gerbil studio hangover casino federal Mary art street handshake palm peacock engagement woofer dingleberry car pita wispy hospital FOIA overpass glancing ice festival cash Walter quartet civil language peachy Eurasia moxy Judaism Broadway sexuality pound hyphen dung heritage haughtily cattle Prozac member town cheeseburger asterisk molehill Albert magazines fax speedway seven blonde bookworm German answer type Missouri choices highlighter county toggle derby dew alphabet Survivor thrice natal naughty dummy Spalding appointments durge virginal Gettysburg humbug spiffy Latino Geoff Beowolf brothers help putz Eve even loosely control-top Cheerios Christmas rub business sleeping Kraut hogwash bees Jupiter Go ahead, double check! None of those words rhyme with monkey. And you might as well add all the words in these two sentences to that list, because these don’t either! Happy ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/20 "2003-02-28T17:45:03Z")
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