# Words that Don't Rhyme With "Monkey" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/21 "2003-02-28T17:46:54Z")
1. Conkey, Jabe: Celebrated professional mid-70’s tv game show contestant who won more than 100% of all the prizes. (Conkey does not rhyme with much of anything) ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/22 "2003-02-28T17:49:28Z")
“Morty ‘Moot’ Mope” TM ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/23 "2003-02-28T18:11:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Chalupa > Faygo > temperature > window > CD-ROM > accept > hurricane > jazz > uppity > Yogi > legend > Jamal > sailboat > pipebomb > investigator > tribute > snackpack > eyes > waxy > greaseball > folder > verbatim > starving > Thunderbird > tack > tact > duct > track > duck > dick > dank > dunk > trunk > tick > tuck > tucked > pissed > liposuction > umbrella > high-brow > deposit > corkboard > juicy > cell > legal > trump > angle > Aladdin > Euchre > Saturday > Venus > speck > trombone > tight > right > aspirin > sloop > homeowners > master > gerbil > studio > hangover > casino > federal > Mary > art > street > handshake > palm > peacock > engagement > woofer > dingleberry > car > pita > wispy > hospital > FOIA > overpass > glancing > ice > festival > cash > Walter > quartet > civil > language > peachy > Eurasia > moxy > Judaism > Broadway > sexuality > pound > hyphen > dung > heritage > haughtily > cattle > Prozac > member > town > cheeseburger > asterisk > molehill > Albert > magazines > fax > speedway > seven > blonde > bookworm > German > answer > type > Missouri > choices > highlighter > county > toggle > derby > dew > alphabet > Survivor > thrice > natal > naughty > dummy > Spalding > appointments > durge > virginal > Gettysburg > humbug > spiffy > Latino > Geoff > Beowolf > brothers > help > putz > Eve > even > loosely > control-top > Cheerios > Christmas > rub > business > sleeping > Kraut > hogwash > bees > Jupiter > > Go ahead, double check! None of those words rhyme with monkey. And you might as well add all the words in these two sentences to that list, because these don’t either! > > Happy \*\* Hey! **Lego** wanted them numbered. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/24 "2003-02-28T18:13:23Z")
Oh, and here’s my contribution 1. **Phallus** **Phallus** does not rhyme with _Monkey_. nor does 11.a) **Feces** R/Winston ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/25 "2003-02-28T18:16:38Z")
1. misnumbered ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/26 "2003-02-28T18:25:30Z")
-pi) Inanimate Carbon Rod ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/27 "2003-02-28T18:54:29Z")
Funky. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/28 "2003-02-28T18:56:28Z")
Dammit. I can’t even be original when I’m being a smartass. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/29 "2003-02-28T19:07:58Z")
If anybody’s interested, they’re having an exhibit on things that aren’t monkeys down at the place that isn’t a zoo. ---
**Author:** ![Parrothead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/59ef9b/32.png) [@Parrothead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parrothead)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/30 "2003-02-28T19:20:37Z")
See the other thread: Chipotle and Jalapeno do not rhyme with monkey. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/31 "2003-02-28T19:22:28Z")
1. Ape 2. Chimpanzee 3. Gibbon 4. Gorilla 5. Orangutang 6. Primate ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/32 "2003-02-28T19:44:52Z")
1. Cornelius ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/33 "2003-02-28T19:51:58Z")
Chalupa Faygo temperature window CD-ROM accept hurricane jazz uppity Yogi legend Jamal sailboat pipebomb investigator tribute snackpack eyes waxy greaseball folder verbatim starving Thunderbird tack tact duct track duck dick dank dunk trunk tick tuck tucked pissed liposuction umbrella high-brow deposit corkboard juicy cell legal trump angle Aladdin Euchre Saturday Venus speck trombone tight right aspirin sloop homeowners master gerbil studio hangover casino federal Mary art street handshake palm peacock engagement woofer dingleberry car pita wispy hospital FOIA overpass glancing ice festival cash Walter quartet civil language peachy Eurasia moxy Judaism Broadway sexuality pound hyphen dung heritage haughtily cattle Prozac member town cheeseburger asterisk molehill Albert magazines fax speedway seven blonde bookworm German answer type Missouri choices highlighter county toggle derby dew alphabet Survivor thrice natal naughty dummy Spalding appointments durge virginal Gettysburg humbug spiffy Latino Geoff Beowolf brothers help putz Eve even loosely control-top Cheerios Christmas rub business sleeping Kraut hogwash bees Jupiter Go ahead, double check! None of those words rhyme with monkey. And you might as well add all the words in these two sentences to that list, because these don’t either! Happy ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/34 "2003-02-28T19:56:05Z")
OF all the damn posts to double post… _hangs head_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/35 "2003-02-28T19:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Smaller asteroids the size of whales collide every few centuries ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/36 "2003-02-28T19:58:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > \*\*Dammit. I can’t even be original when I’m being a smartass. :rolleyes: \*\* Sorry, that’s my job. > [@](#): > > Legomancer: > I need them to be numbered. 1. them ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/37 "2003-02-28T20:37:09Z")
Come on guys, I’m serious. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/38 "2003-02-28T20:39:57Z")
Sorry about my mispost, at least nothing rhymed with monkey 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/39 "2003-02-28T21:17:48Z")
23: Orange 24: Purple 25: Silver ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/40 "2003-02-28T21:40:06Z")
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