# Words that Don't Rhyme With "Monkey" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/41 "2003-02-28T21:50:25Z")
1. Bearflag ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/42 "2003-02-28T21:53:21Z")
1. Fibonacci 2. gunky? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/43 "2003-02-28T21:59:39Z")
1. Nutsack ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/44 "2003-02-28T22:03:07Z")
1. twenty-nine ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/45 "2003-02-28T22:03:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*Chalupa > Faygo > temperature > window > CD-ROM > accept > hurricane > jazz > uppity > Yogi > legend > Jamal > sailboat > pipebomb > investigator > tribute > snackpack > eyes > waxy > greaseball > folder > verbatim > starving > Thunderbird > tack > tact > duct > track > duck > dick > dank > dunk > trunk > tick > tuck > tucked > pissed > liposuction > umbrella > high-brow > deposit > corkboard > juicy > cell > legal > trump > angle > Aladdin > Euchre > Saturday > Venus > speck > trombone > tight > right > aspirin > sloop > homeowners > master > gerbil > studio > hangover > casino > federal > Mary > art > street > handshake > palm > peacock > engagement > woofer > dingleberry > car > pita > wispy > hospital > FOIA > overpass > glancing > ice > festival > cash > Walter > quartet > civil > language > peachy > Eurasia > moxy > Judaism > Broadway > sexuality > pound > hyphen > dung > heritage > haughtily > cattle > Prozac > member > town > cheeseburger > asterisk > molehill > Albert > magazines > fax > speedway > seven > blonde > bookworm > German > answer > type > Missouri > choices > highlighter > county > toggle > derby > dew > alphabet > Survivor > thrice > natal > naughty > dummy > Spalding > appointments > durge > virginal > Gettysburg > humbug > spiffy > Latino > Geoff > Beowolf > brothers > help > putz > Eve > even > loosely > control-top > Cheerios > Christmas > rub > business > sleeping > Kraut > hogwash > bees > Jupiter > > Go ahead, double check! None of those words rhyme with monkey. And you might as well add all the words in these two sentences to that list, because these don’t either! > > Happy \*\* Still not numbered. 😃 Antidisestablishmentarianism does’t rhyme with monkey either. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/46 "2003-02-28T22:03:49Z")
1. Yahtzee! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/47 "2003-02-28T22:05:37Z")
Oh, mine was number 39 I think. Or 50. Maybe 17. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/48 "2003-02-28T22:16:26Z")
Fine. 1. Chalupa 2. Faygo 3. temperature 4. window 5. CD-ROM 6. accept 7. hurricane 8. jazz 9. uppity 10. Yogi 11. legend 12. Jamal 13. sailboat 14. pipebomb 15. investigator 16. tribute 17. snackpack 18. eyes 19. waxy 20. greaseball 21. folder 22. verbatim 23. starving 24. Thunderbird 25. tack 26. tact 27. duct 28. track 29. duck 30. dick 31. dank 32. dunk 33. trunk 34. tick 35. tuck 36. tucked 37. pissed 38. liposuction 39. umbrella 40. high-brow 41. deposit 42. corkboard 43. juicy 44. cell 45. legal 46. trump 47. angle 48. Aladdin 49. Euchre 50. Saturday 51. Venus 52. speck 53. trombone 54. tight 55. right 56. aspirin 57. sloop 58. homeowners 59. master 60. gerbil 61. studio 62. hangover 63. casino 64. federal 65. Mary 66. art 67. street 68. handshake 69. palm 70. peacock 71. engagement 72. woofer 73. dingleberry 74. car 75. pita 76. wispy 77. hospital 78. FOIA 79. overpass 80. glancing 81. ice 82. festival 83. cash 84. Walter 85. quartet 86. civil 87. language 88. peachy 89. Eurasia 90. moxy 91. Judaism 92. Broadway 93. sexuality 94. pound 95. hyphen 96. dung 97. heritage 98. haughtily 99. cattle 100. Prozac 101. member 102. town 103. cheeseburger 104. asterisk 105. molehill 106. Albert 107. magazines 108. fax 109. speedway 110. seven 111. blonde 112. bookworm 113. German 114. answer 115. type 116. Missouri 117. choices 118. highlighter 119. county 120. toggle 121. derby 122. dew 123. alphabet 124. Survivor 125. thrice 126. natal 127. naughty 128. dummy 129. Spalding 130. appointments 131. durge 132. virginal 133. Gettysburg 134. humbug 135. spiffy 136. Latino 137. Geoff 138. Beowolf 139. brothers 140. help 141. putz 142. Eve 143. even 144. loosely 145. control-top 146. Cheerios 147. Christmas 148. rub 149. business 150. sleeping 151. Kraut 152. hogwash 153. bees 154. Jupiter And don’t say I never did anything for you. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/49 "2003-02-28T22:20:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Antidisestablishmentarianism does’t rhyme with monkey either. \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/50 "2003-02-28T22:25:17Z")
Don’t be silly Monkey doesn’t rhyme with anything. But it does rhyme with everything funky. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/51 "2003-02-28T22:26:19Z")
Wait no, it doesn’t rhyme but Monkey does. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/52 "2003-02-28T22:28:19Z")
# 70 was misspelled. It’s _conundrum_ Thanks and you’re welcome our feet are stained (German goodbye - say it out loud) ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/53 "2003-02-28T22:33:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > [Bour feet are stained (German goodbye - say it out loud) \*\* ouch ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/54 "2003-02-28T22:33:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > \*\*Cite? \*\* [Here’s your cite site!](http://www.churchofspongebob.org/) #189. Cite ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/55 "2003-02-28T22:35:04Z")
1. loose association ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/56 "2003-02-28T22:40:48Z")
necromancy beer digital parrot scanner kitten speaker principles of radio communication kazoo compass calculator lobotomy flowers tape sandals Prince (The artist formerly known as Prince) flatus cowbell weasel sycophant trebuchet verbose nihilist pandemonium lager otter sniffing cheese eating surrender badgers ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/57 "2003-02-28T23:43:57Z")
**Ethilrist** , my new favorite person! And, wow. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/58 "2003-03-01T02:35:47Z")
Skunky? ---
**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/59 "2003-03-01T02:46:29Z")
1. Incontinent 2. Wonky 3. Curd 4. Laboratory 5. Enzyme 6. Juggernaut 7a) Paleontology -1.2) Headphone 3x12) Spastic 245Q^3-12) Xylophone 3b) Vodka pi) Lachrymose 1.44MB) Vendetta 1.8GHz) Absquatulate ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/60 "2003-03-01T03:12:53Z")
1. Strom Thurmond (proper nouns are OK, right? We’re running out of Scrabble-legal words that don’t rhyme with monkey.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167.md?page=4)