# Words that Don't Rhyme With "Monkey"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167 "2003-02-28T16:59:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/101 "2003-03-06T03:04:35Z")

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Cthuluese: the best language EVA!

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Cthulhuese for “Howdy!”

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/102 "2003-03-06T03:10:13Z")

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😕

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**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-dont-rhyme-with-monkey/158167/103 "2003-03-06T03:24:53Z")

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Cthuluese

That is what I said.

I said “howdy” in Cthulhuese.

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