- Conkey, Jabe: Celebrated professional mid-70’s tv game show contestant who won more than 100% of all the prizes. (Conkey does not rhyme with much of anything)
“Morty ‘Moot’ Mope” TM
Hey! Lego wanted them numbered.
Oh, and here’s my contribution
- Phallus
Phallus does not rhyme with Monkey. nor does
11.a) Feces
R/Winston
- misnumbered
-pi) Inanimate Carbon Rod
Funky.
Dammit. I can’t even be original when I’m being a smartass. :rolleyes:
If anybody’s interested, they’re having an exhibit on things that aren’t monkeys down at the place that isn’t a zoo.
See the other thread:
Chipotle and Jalapeno do not rhyme with monkey.
- Ape
- Chimpanzee
- Gibbon
- Gorilla
- Orangutang
- Primate
- Cornelius
Chalupa
Faygo
temperature
window
CD-ROM
accept
hurricane
jazz
uppity
Yogi
legend
Jamal
sailboat
pipebomb
investigator
tribute
snackpack
eyes
waxy
greaseball
folder
verbatim
starving
Thunderbird
tack
tact
duct
track
duck
dick
dank
dunk
trunk
tick
tuck
tucked
pissed
liposuction
umbrella
high-brow
deposit
corkboard
juicy
cell
legal
trump
angle
Aladdin
Euchre
Saturday
Venus
speck
trombone
tight
right
aspirin
sloop
homeowners
master
gerbil
studio
hangover
casino
federal
Mary
art
street
handshake
palm
peacock
engagement
woofer
dingleberry
car
pita
wispy
hospital
FOIA
overpass
glancing
ice
festival
cash
Walter
quartet
civil
language
peachy
Eurasia
moxy
Judaism
Broadway
sexuality
pound
hyphen
dung
heritage
haughtily
cattle
Prozac
member
town
cheeseburger
asterisk
molehill
Albert
magazines
fax
speedway
seven
blonde
bookworm
German
answer
type
Missouri
choices
highlighter
county
toggle
derby
dew
alphabet
Survivor
thrice
natal
naughty
dummy
Spalding
appointments
durge
virginal
Gettysburg
humbug
spiffy
Latino
Geoff
Beowolf
brothers
help
putz
Eve
even
loosely
control-top
Cheerios
Christmas
rub
business
sleeping
Kraut
hogwash
bees
Jupiter
Go ahead, double check! None of those words rhyme with monkey. And you might as well add all the words in these two sentences to that list, because these don’t either!
Happy
OF all the damn posts to double post…
hangs head
Sorry, that’s my job.
- them
Come on guys, I’m serious.
Sorry about my mispost, at least nothing rhymed with monkey 
23: Orange
24: Purple
25: Silver
26: tubgirl