# "Words that end in 'gry'"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 18, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126 "2000-04-18T16:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/1 "2000-04-18T16:42:00Z")

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So, y’all, what’s your favorite shameless troll? 😉

(If this isn’t MPSIMS, I don’t know what is…)

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**Movie Geek Central** – Reviews, news, analysis, and more! [http://moviegeek.homestead.com](http://moviegeek.homestead.com)

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/2 "2000-04-18T16:45:00Z")

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“I see we have some new creationists on this board. Okay, all you creationists, let’s see you prove what you believe! I’m sick of hearing about your beliefs without any proof that I can accept! Come on, convince me!”

- Paraphrase of DavidB

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Chaim Mattis Keller  
[ckeller@kozmo.com](mailto:ckeller@kozmo.com)

“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the  
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be  
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.  
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”  
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/3 "2000-04-19T05:00:00Z")

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“I have a nine inch dick and women line up to f\*\*\* me.” I think it’s a paraphrase of Michael Masterton, but I’m not sure. I repressed that memory.  
Keith

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“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”  
-Radar O’Reilly

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/4 "2000-04-19T05:02:00Z")

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I have a paper due in history. Somebody reply (in 500 words) who George Washington is and why he is important.

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Coming soon to a sig line near you!  
Relive the mundane highs, the flaming lows, and the pointless posts in between. Announcing the debut of the best of Mullinator.

Because it’s not just a sig, it’s an adventure.

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/5 "2000-04-19T05:05:00Z")

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Anyone know where I can find Korn’s website?

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**TMR**  
_If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes  
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley  
right around the corner._

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/6 "2000-04-19T05:09:00Z")

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## [ul][li]Did you hear about the woman who masturbated with a live lobster’s tail?[/li][li]2000 is the first year of the 21st century.[/li][li]Ever notice how _insert ethnic minority here_ are always _stereotypical trait_?[/li][li]0.9 repeating = {or not =} 1.[/ul][/li]

You must unlearn what you have learned. – Yoda

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/7 "2000-04-19T05:12:00Z")

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Do some people really put white rats in a glass tube and shove them up their asses for sexual pleasure?..mmmm or where those golphers…

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/8 "2000-04-19T05:23:00Z")

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(I hope this coding works)  
[ul][li]How much/how often/how much do you enjoy doing [bodily function]?[/li]PLEASE READ! This is a true story!! It’s NOT a spam!!! [followed by long, boring plea for postcards to be sent to some dying boy or some foolproof way to make $10 million by helping Bill Gates do a survey][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/9 "2000-04-19T05:47:00Z")

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While we’re on the subject. . .

Did the various “loverocks” ever come clean about who they were?

As I understood, several people were using the name.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/10 "2000-04-18T21:04:00Z")

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> Originally posted by aha:  
> \*\*Do some people really put white rats in a glass tube and shove them up their asses for sexual pleasure?..mmmm or where those golphers…
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> \*\*

Heh, heh. Did you mean gophers or golfers? I’m getting a picture of someone walking around with a pair of knicker covered legs hanging out of their butt.

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After all, what is your hosts’ purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. – P. J. O’Rourke

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/11 "2000-04-19T01:35:00Z")

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Cmkeller said:

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> “I see we have some new creationists on this board. Okay, all you creationists, let’s see you prove what you believe! I’m sick of hearing about your beliefs without any proof that I can accept! Come on, convince me!”
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> - Paraphrase of DavidB

That should read, “Incorrect paraphrase of David B.” Because, of course, you know that I don’t ask people to prove their “beliefs,” but rather to back up their claims with evidence. If they claim creationism is scientifically-backed, I ask for evidence. If they just say they believe it as faith, I say fine, that’s your choice.

I have to wonder if you’ve paid attention in the numerous threads where this very issue has been discussed. Hell, I even finally got ARG to understand it! ( 😉 at ARG)

Tsk, tsk, tsk. I expected better from you…

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**Author:** ![Zion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b5e925/32.png) [@Zion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zion)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/12 "2000-04-19T04:10:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Hell, I even finally got ARG to understand it!

See David? There _is_a God! 😉

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Not a newbie…formerly ARG220

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-end-in-gry/16126/13 "2000-04-19T05:30:00Z")

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Posted by Odieman refering to yours truly:

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> “I have a nine inch dick and women line up to f\*\*\* me.”

I came up with much better lines than that!  
Just for fun i’m gonna spit out the type of trash I used to do:  
[what I used to do] The ladies look at me and go “damn you look good,” then I look at myself and go “DAMN I really do look that good.” Then they rub my BODY and feel, and can’t believe it’s 100% real. And when they leap into my bed I make sure they’re properly fed. And when I roll off the sweaty cover, they confess that i’m the worlds greatest lover.  
So when I kick the bucket and go to heaven i’m gonna have my huge lovemaker molded as a dildo, so all the ladies can enjoy a replacation of my incredible lovemaking tool for eons…and eons…and eons to come [/what I used to do]  
I hope ya’ll enjoyed that.  
…But i’m a good boy now 😉  
-MM

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Two wrongs do not make a right…but three lefts do.
