# Words that just sound dirty **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 4, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728 "2007-01-04T20:56:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/61 "2007-01-05T19:20:44Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] Caucus. [/QUOTE] Ha! I remember when the GST was introduced, _Codco_’s Mary Walsh did a double-entendre-loaded torch song parody called “Tax Me.” (“Tax Me 'til I’m Sore.”) The line that I recall most frequently is “Spread my moolah around your dissipating caucus.” Bwaha. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/62 "2007-01-06T01:29:08Z")
Prunt. ---
**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/63 "2007-01-06T01:54:05Z")
Thrum. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/64 "2007-01-06T01:55:28Z")
The band Slint. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/65 "2007-01-06T02:43:12Z")
Cunctator. I know it means “procrastinator,” but every time I see his name here I get a mental image of him sitting on his porch whittling an artificial vagina out of a spud. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/66 "2007-01-06T02:44:13Z")
Member ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/67 "2007-01-06T02:45:15Z")
Dangle ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/68 "2007-01-06T02:47:24Z")
ointment ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/69 "2007-01-06T02:53:16Z")
Lubricous ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/70 "2007-01-06T02:54:35Z")
Couscous ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/71 "2007-01-06T04:33:11Z")
[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore] Cunctator. I know it means “procrastinator,” but every time I see his name here I get a mental image of him sitting on his porch whittling an artificial vagina out of a spud. [/QUOTE] Thanks for that delightful mental image **Sonia**. I feel as though I need a shower now. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/72 "2007-01-06T07:54:19Z")
[QUOTE=Cunctator] Thanks for that delightful mental image **Sonia**. I feel as though I need a shower now. [/QUOTE] I’m _sure you do!_ _ribald laughter_ ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/73 "2007-01-06T10:39:09Z")
Dongle ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/74 "2007-01-06T12:37:05Z")
[Mammatus.](http://jornolsen.com/slidemammatus.html) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/75 "2007-01-06T13:36:24Z")
Fuchsia Futtock Uvula Funk & Wagnall’s ---
**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/76 "2007-01-06T16:08:26Z")
Guano. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/77 "2007-01-06T18:00:57Z")
Shitzu (The dog) Sheite (The religion) Piss (The ant) Craps (The game) ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/78 "2007-01-06T18:43:55Z")
Dongle ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/79 "2007-01-06T18:45:07Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] Dongle [/QUOTE] Dammit! Well that teaches me not to read the thread before replying. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-that-just-sound-dirty/386728/80 "2007-01-06T20:09:23Z")
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