# Words w/no rhyme

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800 "2000-03-29T08:19:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/1 "2000-03-29T08:19:00Z")

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Is there a rhyme for “month”? Besides the infamous “orange” what other common words have no rime?

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/2 "2000-03-29T08:21:00Z")

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Silver

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**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/3 "2000-03-29T08:38:00Z")

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The [Semantic Rhyming Dictionary](http://www.link.cs.cmu.edu/dougb/rhyme-doc.html) says nothing does. Your trophy should arrive any day.

Of course, they also say nothing rhymes with “Orange” and off the top of my head I can think of three: Hinge, Syringe, and of course Orange.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/4 "2000-03-29T09:08:00Z")

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To find a rhyme for ‘silver’  
or any rhymeless rhyme  
Requires a lot of will, ver-  
Bosity, and time.

Thenk yew.

_keeping an eye on the counter_

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All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…

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**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/5 "2000-03-29T10:48:00Z")

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huh? orange rhymes with syringe and hinge? not when I say them - “ange” sounds different from “inge” - or is that just me?

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and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/6 "2000-03-29T12:55:00Z")

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I’ve heard that “purple” is another one of those rhyme-less words.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_Coleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dfb087/32.png) [@Paul\_Coleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_Coleman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/7 "2000-03-29T12:56:00Z")

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I imagine there’s a host of science/technical terms that are stand-alones. I mean, what rhymes with deoxyribonucleic acid, or for that matter riboflavin, or ASA? Language is growing and evolving at a rapid pace, with new technologies and globalization creating an array of hybrid words. Poetry, I’m afraid, will never be the same.

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/8 "2000-03-29T13:22:00Z")

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Month rhymes with ‘(n+1)th’. But it’s not very poetic is it?

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/9 "2000-03-29T13:39:00Z")

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[Word Oddities & Trivia](http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words.html) is good for these kind of questions and has a section on [rhyming words etc](http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words3.html) and gives several examples of words which rhyme with orange.

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**Author:** ![Timothy\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Timothy\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Timothy_Campbell)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/10 "2000-03-29T13:52:00Z")

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Okay, here’s my best shot:

Yethderday, I kithed her one’th  
Chust as I did the previouth month  
It would theem she had no beef  
With thomeone without front teef.

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**Author:** ![ASPA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@ASPA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASPA)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/11 "2000-03-30T05:09:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden:  
> **Is there a rhyme for “month”? Besides the infamous “orange” what other common words have no rime?**

[ul]**[li]Every word has it’s rhyme. Sometimes the rhyme is hard to find. Sometimes the find is not the kind that simpler minds would tend in time.**[/ul][/li]I gotta go for now, but I just wanned to spark serios consideration of how to vary the processes and expectations used to come up with rhymes! Get creative in a different way and you’ll find the rhyme—or I will later tell you what I came up with.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/12 "2000-03-30T13:34:00Z")

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> Oranges, poranges!  
> Who says?  
> Oranges, poranges!  
> There’s another one!  
> Oranges, poragnes!  
> Who says!  
> There ain’t no rhyme for “oranges”

“Witchie-poo” sang that on _H.R. Puff’n’stuff_.

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“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry

Are you a turtle?

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/13 "2000-03-30T14:04:00Z")

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I always liked Alice Cooper’s solution to being faced with a word that’s hard to rhyme. From “School’s Out”:

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> Well we got no class  
> And we got no principles  
> And we got no innocence  
> We can’t even think of a word that rhymes

That’s why I think the man was a genius…

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/14 "2000-03-30T17:26:00Z")

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Bah… oranges, schmoranges.

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**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/15 "2000-03-30T17:46:00Z")

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> I always liked Alice Cooper’s solution

Or from Primus’ Mr. Know-it-all

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> I am Mr. Know-it-all  
> I am so eloquent  
> Perfection is my middle name  
> And whatever rhymes with eloquent.

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**Author:** ![ASPA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@ASPA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASPA)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/16 "2000-04-01T00:48:00Z")

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Question: Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden:  
…rhyme for “month”? …the infamous "orange?..

_As is suggested by some of the other posts above, remember we do not aim aim to rhyme words with words, per se, but sounds with sound, instead_

**What rhymes with m_on_th?  
I haven’t a h_un_ch!  
Wh’rhymes wit’ _oran[i/]ge?  
Hey, go ask L_aurren[i/]!**

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**Author:** ![ASPA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@ASPA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASPA)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/17 "2000-04-01T00:51:00Z")

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> Originally posted by ASPA:
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> Lemmee aim to correct at least _some_ of my typos:
> 
> **Wh’rhymes wit’ _oran_ge?  
> Hey, go ask L_aurren_!**

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/18 "2000-04-01T02:38:00Z")

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I think you can add “desert” to the list of non-rhyming words.

Oddly enough, in Spanish, it seems nothing rhymes with “anaranjado” either.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/19 "2000-04-01T02:41:00Z")

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Penguin.

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-w-no-rhyme/9800/20 "2000-04-01T03:31:00Z")

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What do you mean nothing rhymes with anaranjado? Enojado, cansado, anything with -ado (i.e. the participle of any -ar verb).

Anyway, there is a rhyme for month, and what is more, it was discovered by the spooky Christina Rossetti herself, who wrote:

How many weeks in a month?  
Four, as the swift moon runn’th.

And rhymemaster Tom Lehrer contributed:

Eating an orange  
While making love  
Makes for a bizarre enj-  
Oyment thereof.

And finally, I remember a book in Sunday school that talked about waters (in the Garden of Eden) that were purple and “went churrrpple churrrple churrrple”).

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