# Words you don't want to appear in your eulogy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735 "2003-08-21T18:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/41 "2003-08-22T03:41:36Z")
lipo accident hair chameleon mirror free home talkative knowledgable(smart ass) ornery hirsute suffocated in her own neck fat drove her husband to an early death tireless storyteller opinionated sweet nice alcohol former stripper ---
**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/42 "2003-08-22T03:44:13Z")
…wasn’t found until neighbors called about the stench sorry about the necrophillia hubris severed testicals found in blender infomercial bowling pin covered in KY jelly god’s will ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/43 "2003-08-22T03:46:11Z")
- Went Peacefully (Not if I have a say in the matter…) - God/Jesus/Big Bearded Giant in the Sky - Livestock - “Horrible sexual accident” - “His doctor laughed at/when…” - Dingleberry ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/44 "2003-08-22T03:47:51Z")
Wild boars Excruciating Gerbil 1920’s style “Death Rays” Oboe Untimely Pilot error ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/45 "2003-08-22T04:26:39Z")
under-medicated White Snake Jarts Cristi Lane Pauli Shore Biniki ---
**Author:** ![Petrichor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@Petrichor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrichor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/46 "2003-08-22T04:32:24Z")
Donkey incident Encrusted Cthulhu Liquefied Zombie curse Monkey death squad ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/47 "2003-08-22T04:33:24Z")
Looking back, I’m not sure I want my _eulogy_ to be mentioned in my eulogy. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/48 "2003-08-22T04:48:16Z")
“Darwin Award Candidate” Impalment Intestinal extrusion Shattered Trampled “I didn’t know that could end up there” “Ax-wielding maniac” “Sharkbait” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/49 "2003-08-22T05:54:29Z")
With due respect for the OP I’d be happy without gallows or fodder ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/50 "2003-08-22T06:04:37Z")
Swarm of Fez Wearing Monkeys Huricarana Gone Bad Rabbit Pearl Buff Bagwell Wearing a Cardinals Hat ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/51 "2003-08-22T06:05:50Z")
“I didn’t have the honour of knowing Matthew personally, but he was a man who, above all, loved life.” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/52 "2003-08-22T06:14:38Z")
Oh, and: “complications from pneumonia” “long-time companion” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/53 "2003-08-22T06:27:25Z")
“snow snake” “snipe hunt” “lawnchair accident” “after the tribunal decided his fate…” “irresponsible genetic dissemination” “still looking for relatives” “sad but well-deserved fate” “Dad? What’s on TV tonight?” “Glad that’s over. I wonder how the fish are doing?” “YIPPEE!!! Now we can Par-Tay!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/54 "2003-08-22T08:03:58Z")
CSI hampster Anna Nicole Smith Weekend at Horseflesh’s You may now kiss the bride He owes me money lardass All your base are belong to us turdburger lungfish Placido Domingo biological hazard And the #1 word: Eskimo ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/55 "2003-08-22T08:07:02Z")
Oops, forgot these nuggets: groovy You gonna eat that? elevator shaft zombie vampire butterscotch pudding ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/56 "2003-08-23T05:42:09Z")
explosive decompression ---
**Author:** ![Sm\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sm\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sm_e)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/57 "2003-08-23T05:44:17Z")
dirty underwear ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/58 "2003-08-23T05:45:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > butterscotch pudding \*\* [hijack] you are soooo going down [end hijack] and I would not want the phrase "half eaten corpse " any where in my eulogy ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/59 "2003-08-23T06:58:48Z")
Owners Manual Tornado Viagra Excruciating Laughingstock ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/60 "2003-08-23T07:15:58Z")
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