# Words you don't want to appear in your eulogy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735 "2003-08-21T18:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/61 "2003-08-23T10:42:09Z")
[ul] rabid geese good riddance fishing hooks splintered sticking out of his anus carmina burana captured on film puss filled cyst herbie went bananas scraped from a poem written by keeanu reeves [/ul] ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/62 "2003-08-23T13:11:09Z")
lotion compromising position “… before the cops got him.” “After long suffering …” :eek: nice guy explosive diarrhea oops Cher Barney Power Ranger (or _anyting_-ranger, for that matter) “… fell off the curb …” shotgun redneck four-wheelin’ tuba fower (say it out-loud and say it fast … hick-speak for 2x4) steamroller NASCAR “… hit by a performer at the airshow …” streaking ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/63 "2003-08-23T16:01:34Z")
Autocoprophiliac. ---
**Author:** ![WortMeWorry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@WortMeWorry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WortMeWorry)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/64 "2003-08-23T16:26:32Z")
brown shirt hemmoragic fever colonic irrigation " … identified by his dental records…" salmon mousse burned to a crisp dung beetles banjo accident “… 150 feet of smoking wreckage…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/65 "2003-08-23T16:59:05Z")
Anything in l33t5p3@k. ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/66 "2003-08-23T17:14:27Z")
2003 ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/67 "2003-08-23T18:32:52Z")
OOGY SHOOGY MOOBY! ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/68 "2003-08-23T19:52:27Z")
“Julia Roberts” “Half-eaten carcass” “mangled” “contorted” “He never scored.” ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/69 "2003-08-23T20:34:38Z")
“tragic laundry basket incident” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/70 "2003-08-24T07:54:02Z")
… frequent customer points with Heidi Fleiss and company … … innumerable inflatable love dolls… … Barry Manilow Fan Club President … … uncontrollable flatulence … … tragic croquet riot … … Badminton Hall of Fame … … ever-present Viagra bottle … … world’s largest Liberace CD collection … … tragic Chia Pet™ accident … … _always_ confounded by the Clapper™ … … owned Arena Football Season Tickets … … the living room was a shrine to Tyne Daly … … restraining orders issued by Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow … … succeeded in developing the artificial appendix … … involuntary celibacy … … World Wrestling fanatic !!! … ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/71 "2003-08-24T08:12:17Z")
“Failed to achieve his plan for immortality.” ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/72 "2003-08-24T19:23:38Z")
nice-guy sweet microsoft Zip-21 dangling childless divorced spiders scars teeth psorosis John Doe loved by all Giant ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/73 "2003-08-25T00:08:28Z")
Choked to death during auto-fellatio botched alien anal probe gee,his pets didn’t leave much… ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/74 "2003-08-25T00:22:22Z")
chipper shredder ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735/75 "2003-08-25T02:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dogbutler \* > **Choked to death during auto-fellatio** Some might consider that an honorable death. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-dont-want-to-appear-in-your-eulogy/196735.md?page=3)