# Words you pronounced wrong because you only read them

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 22, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607 "2011-03-22T14:33:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/61 "2011-03-22T19:14:52Z")

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Indictment (seriously, how do you get in- **dite** -ment from that?)  
queue (you mean it’s not qway-yoo?)  
Hermione (Hermy-own)  
draught (naught, fraught, aught, caught. Seems simple… nope, draft, wtf?)

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**Author:** ![ashtayk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@ashtayk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ashtayk)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/62 "2011-03-22T19:16:56Z")

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I don’t want to take this into GD territory - but I pronounced bruschetta correctly at first, got corrected (wronged?) by people into pronouncing it wrongly before researching and going back to the correct way.

Interestingly the Merriam-Webster online has it with with the “sh” sound not the “k” sound.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/63 "2011-03-22T19:24:28Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> queue (you mean it’s not qway-yoo?)

It rhymes with “kiwi” ;).

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**Author:** ![mambocrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@mambocrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mambocrow)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/64 "2011-03-22T19:40:28Z")

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I used to think aria (as in operatic vocal solo) was pronounce area. Until I used it out loud one day and the people I was talking to asked “How big an area? Acre? Half acre?”

I also once thought the pronunciation for sidereal was side-real. (I still like side-real better).

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/65 "2011-03-22T19:42:36Z")

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Martha Stewart mispronounces antimony. She should check a dictionary. It’s correctly pronounced similarly to matrimony.

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**Author:** ![BTEzra04](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@BTEzra04](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BTEzra04)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/66 "2011-03-22T19:59:43Z")

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A long time ago, in about fourth grade, I remember thinking “naked” was pronounced nay-ked.  
I’d heard the word before that, I’m sure, but for whatever reason never made the connection between hearing it and reading it :smack:

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**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/67 "2011-03-22T20:00:34Z")

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I used to think a loud racket was a kaw-ko-phony. (Cacophony)

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/68 "2011-03-22T20:13:10Z")

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Archipelago.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/69 "2011-03-22T20:14:04Z")

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unique.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/70 "2011-03-22T20:38:42Z")

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Incunabula for me. Lots of others, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/71 "2011-03-22T20:57:20Z")

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Victuals and indict - I’d heard both before I’d ever read them and never made the connection. I assumed “vittles” was just an uneducated way of saying “VIC-tuals.”

But I talks more better now.

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/72 "2011-03-22T21:12:32Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> Martha Stewart mispronounces antimony. She should check a dictionary. It’s correctly pronounced similarly to matrimony.

Thank you for that. Well, after I got done yelling, “Seriously?!”

My one big sit-up-straight-and-take-notice, at least until today, was ‘banal’. I don’t think I ever used it out loud, so I didn’t embarrass myself in public, but it was only a matter of time. I heard somebody use it in a TV interview one day, and for some reason it hit hard and stuck.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/73 "2011-03-22T21:24:57Z")

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> [@Kemanchi](#):
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> A long time ago, in about fourth grade, I remember thinking “naked” was pronounced nay-ked.

😕 It is.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/74 "2011-03-22T21:28:46Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Exactly what I came in here to say. I was corrected rather embarrassingly in my freshman English class in high school.

Oh hell, I’ll give you embarassing: I was 25.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/75 "2011-03-22T21:43:00Z")

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prescient and prescience.

I was reading a lot of Herbert… and I was corrected in law school. Doh!

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/76 "2011-03-22T22:32:18Z")

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The composer that Schroeder liked so much in Peanuts? His name was BEETH-oven. First syllable like “teeth” but starting with a ‘b’ instead of a ‘t’. Second syllable like what you cook cakes in. When my mom told me it was BAY-toven, I didn’t believe her.

I still have trouble remembering that cavalry and Calvary are two different words, with the ‘l’ in two different places, and not homonyms. (Part of the confusion: Calvary is a hill, yes? And cavalry is often described as arriving over a hill to save the day. So I figured there was some sort of connection.)

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/77 "2011-03-22T22:45:12Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> Elementary (pronounced “el-EM-en-tary” with the emphasis on the second syllable. My mom STILL deliberately mispronounces it this way to bug me).

Given that all the right sounds are there, in the right order, I don’t think a stress variation can be considered a mispronunciation. In any case, this one is pretty common.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/78 "2011-03-22T22:57:46Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> Verbatim. Also hors d’oeuvre.

There was a young girl of Vancouver,  
Who, when told it was not ‘horses doover,’  
Found she hadn’t the nerve  
To ask for hors d’oeuvres,  
So had soup as a saving manoeuvre.

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/79 "2011-03-22T23:03:07Z")

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Calliope - I used to think it was pronounced Cally-Ope.

Sounds like something you’d say to a horse, doesn’t it?

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**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-you-pronounced-wrong-because-you-only-read-them/575607/80 "2011-03-22T23:04:05Z")

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Price Fixe. Of course I was on a date.

Sinn Fein. In my defense I knew I wasn’t guessing correctly so I never said it out loud.

Denouement: I think I only learned this one in an episode of Jeopardy! from sometime in the last year.

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