# Words You've Read But Never Heard Said

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2024, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769 "2024-01-08T12:02:36Z")\
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“Blackguard” - shows up a lot in old comic books.

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> This may be specifically British: there is a clothing (footwear?) brand called Nike. An unusual move, naming your brand in such a way that nobody can confidently say it. There are only two ways I’ve heard it pronounced:
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> “_Nike_ [rhymes with Mike] _or however you say it_”; and  
> “_Nike_ [rhymes with Mikey] _or however you say it_”

Nike was the ancient Greek goddess of victory, and her name was pronounced Nikey or Nikay (nǐː.kɛː). But it sure looks like it rhymes with Mike.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/63 "2024-01-09T16:58:48Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> Please tell me how this is pronounced. I’ve wondered ever since I first saw it. I’ve heard it’s the same as “own,” just spelled wrong.

Pone.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/64 "2024-01-09T17:58:29Z")

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One I mentioned in a similar thread: I was familiar with the written word ‘segue’, and knew its meaning as ‘a transition from one thing to another’. But I did not know its proper pronunciation. If you asked me, I probably would have said ‘soog’ or ‘seg-yew’.

I was also familiar with the spoken word pronounced ‘segway’. and also knew its meaning as ‘a transition from one thing to another’.

But, though it may seem obvious, I was well into my adulthood when I finally learned the word ‘segue’ is pronounced ‘segway’ and is one and the same as the word I had heard pronounced. It didn’t help my confusion that the scooter brand name was phonetically spelled ‘Segway’.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/65 "2024-01-09T18:11:58Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> How did you hear it? I’ve been working in landscape/horticulture for 35 years and never heard it pronounced differently from lye-LAK. Were you thinking lee-LAK?

Yes, that’s it.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/66 "2024-01-09T18:26:10Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I’ve heard it’s the same as “own,” just spelled wrong.

That’s the origin, then it came to jokingly mean “super-owned” and I’ve heard people (and used it) in speech as “Powned” (phoned with a p- sound, no h). It’s nothing I’d expect to hear outside the context of playing a game with friends and saying “hah, get pwned”.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/67 "2024-01-09T18:48:17Z")

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For years I pronounced turmeric as ‘ter-MARE-ic’ before finally learning it’s ‘TER-mer-ic’.

Mrs. Solost pronounces it ‘TOO-mer-ic’, which is closer than how I used to pronounce it.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/68 "2024-01-09T19:08:16Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> But, though it may seem obvious, I was well into my adulthood when I finally learned the word ‘segue’ is pronounced ‘segway’ and is one and the same as the word I had heard pronounced. It didn’t help my confusion that the scooter brand name was phonetically spelled ‘Segway’.

Oh for criminy’s sake, it’s gotta be ‘seg-yew’, surely?!? 🤬

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/69 "2024-01-09T19:13:43Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> I was well into my adulthood when I finally learned the word ‘segue’ is pronounced ‘segway’

TIL - in my mid 60’s.

j

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/70 "2024-01-09T19:17:55Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> I’ve been working in landscape/horticulture for 35 years and never heard it pronounced differently from lye-LAK. Were you thinking lee-LAK?

Huh. I’ve always pronounced it LYE-Lock.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/71 "2024-01-09T19:42:37Z")

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I heard the word “duodenum” on Jeopardy once. So I saw it spelled and pronounced. Imagine my surprise when they said “doo-oh-DEE-num” instead of “doo-AH-den-um.” I’ve told the story of my giving a told-in-front-of-the-class report on the poem The Ancient Ma-REEN-er. I’m still traumatized…

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/72 "2024-01-09T19:44:00Z")

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There must be hundreds of such words but I can only think of one offhand. On an episode of _Picket Fences_ I saw recently, one of the characters pronounced _certiorari_ (an act of a court granting an appeal, pronounced something like “sir-she-a-RAH-ree”) and I realized I’d never heard it pronounced before.

I’ve heard _ecru_ pronounced before in the context of needlework (it’s a common color of embroidery floss). I’ve heard _etui_ pronounced before, but only on _Jeopardy!_.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/73 "2024-01-09T19:53:59Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I’ve always pronounced it LYE-Lock

Ok, that I’ve heard as well. Lack is apparectly correct but I wouldn’t pause (or correct) someone saying “Lock”

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/74 "2024-01-09T20:00:38Z")

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I often have the opposite problem. I listen to tons of audiobooks, and have had cases where I’ve only heard the word. When I see it in print it takes a minute to realize I know that word (chimera would be a good example).

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/75 "2024-01-09T20:01:18Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> I heard the word “duodenum” on Jeopardy once. So I saw it spelled and pronounced. Imagine my surprise when they said “doo-oh-DEE-num” instead of “doo-AH-den-um.

On MASH, Colonel Potter pronounced it as “doo-AH-den-um.” I trust Sherm Potter over either Alex Trebek or Ken Jennings.

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/76 "2024-01-09T20:11:43Z")

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I have found just now there are both pronunciations out in the wild! I love not being wrong. And I agree, Colonel Potter was a very smart man.

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> [@MrAtoz](#):
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> > [@Rebo](#):
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> > I heard the word “duodenum” on Jeopardy once. So I saw it spelled and pronounced. Imagine my surprise when they said “doo-oh-DEE-num” instead of “doo-AH-den-um.
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> On MASH, Colonel Potter pronounced it as “doo-AH-den-um.” I trust Sherm Potter over either Alex Trebek or Ken Jennings.

How about Weird Al?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/cTui9LGWT4E/maxresdefault.jpg "Pancreas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTui9LGWT4E)

(2:34)

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The town of Greenwich NJ is pronounced “green witch.” So there you go!

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/words-youve-read-but-never-heard-said/995769/79 "2024-01-09T21:50:34Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I was working on a crossword, and one of the answers was “tang.” I’ve seen it used in books, “There was a tang of salt on the sea air” and such, but I’ve never heard anyone actually use it in conversation.

Back in the day of it being a very popular powdered fruit juice mix, we used it a lot.

> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> A few others are “abomination”, “chimera”,

Both used in role playing games, but not in reality.

> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Similarly, as a youngster I’d always assumed that Greenwich Village was pronounced Green Witch.

The Brit mispronounce a lot of geographic names. Of course, after centuries, I guess those mispronunciations are now the correct one. Cholmondeley is said as “chum-lee”! 🤪

There is no way you can get these from the spelling.

> **[10 most mispronounced place names in the UK revealed](https://www.times-series.co.uk/news/23778689.uks-mispronounced-places-names-revealed-preply/)**
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> The language experts at Preply have conducted a study to reveal the most mispronounced UK place names.

> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> Defenestration.
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> No matter how many people that you throw out of a window, the word never seems to come up, not in police reports or causal conversation.

Not if you read news about Russia.

> [@commasense](#):
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> One plural form of octopus is octopodes, which I assumed was pronounced as it appears: OCK-to-podes, emphasis on the first syllable.

Since marine biologists pronounce it as “octopuses” , you were both wrong. 🤪

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> [@dirtball](#):
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> Detritus. Never having heard anyone say it but having seen it on various occasions, I thought it was DET-rih-tus. Then, a while back, we were watching _Wilfred_, and he busted out with deh-TRY-tus. Oh, wow. Never would have guessed.

Well, sunovabitch. I’ve always pronounced it DET-rih-tus, like you. Like a poster above, I’ve also pronounced “chimera” as “CHIM-uh-ruh” not “ky-MEER-uh”. I also was surprised when I first heard “simulacrum” in conversation for the first time. I’ve always said it “sih-MULE-uh-crum” (or thereabouts) to myself; turns out it’s more like “sih-myuh-LACK-rum.” Also, as a kid, I said “oh-reh-GAH-no” for “oregano” and was somewhat vindicated when I visited across the pond (the US says “oh-REH-guh-no”).

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