# Work of art that's gotten you laid the most.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496 "2007-04-17T17:34:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/41 "2007-04-19T17:36:25Z")

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My husband made a special playlist for our last vacation called “Music to get her to fuck” - it included Rammstein, NIN and Metallica.

It worked.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/42 "2007-04-19T17:40:18Z")

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The '69 Corvette.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/43 "2007-04-19T17:43:01Z")

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[Goya](http://eeweems.com/goya/saturn.html)… it works \*every time!\*™

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**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/44 "2007-04-19T17:43:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Evil Captor  
When I was a young man, there was the one-two punch of “Love the One You’re With,” followed by “Our House,” both by Crosby, Stills and Nash. Or Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Whatever. If you couldn’t nail her with that combo, you prolly weren’t gonna nail her.[/QUOTE]

Seriously? Because every girl I was friends with in high school thought “Love the One You’re With” was a little insulting. Guess we hung out with a whole different kind of people, huh? Are we really that old? 😛

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/45 "2007-04-19T18:03:46Z")

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[QUOTE=ShelliBean]  
My husband made a special playlist for our last vacation called “Music to get her to fuck” - it included Rammstein, NIN and Metallica.

It worked.  
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I was making out with a girl once, and she had some music on (her roommate’s I think) playing randomly. She was cute and sweet and thing were going fine, and then a NIN album came on, and all of a sudden, she turned into this rather amazing she-demon. It was awesome.

I’ve never liked their music, but whenever I hear them, I always think of that night.

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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/46 "2007-04-19T19:44:51Z")

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Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” was like a lucky charm for me back in the day.

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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/47 "2007-04-19T19:49:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Dung Beetle]  
I once knew a guy who said that his girlfriend’s favorite song was Dust in the Wind, by Kansas. So he taped it over and over again on a cassette for them to boink to. I always think of that when I hear it, and giggle, because it’s not the sort of song that lends itself well to boinking. At least, I don’t imagine so.  
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I used to share a house with a girl who had “When Doves Cry” by Prince recorded on both sides of a C-90 cassette and she would play it continuously while we expressed our love physically. She would stop, mid whatever we were doing, to turn the tape over after each 45 minutes. Animals strike curious poses, indeed.

mm

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/48 "2007-04-19T20:15:03Z")

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Does WASP’s Animal (Fuck like a Beast) count? I had a very strange ex.

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/49 "2007-04-19T20:19:00Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
I was making out with a girl once, and she had some music on (her roommate’s I think) playing randomly. She was cute and sweet and thing were going fine, and then a NIN album came on, and all of a sudden, she turned into this rather amazing she-demon. It was awesome.  
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I’ve seen that phenomenon in dance clubs. Play NIN’s “Closer” and I guarantee that every girl on the floor, no matter how innocent-looking, quiet or sweet she may seem, will start bumping and grinding the air and those around her like she’s possessed. That song has amazing powers.

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/50 "2007-04-19T22:11:47Z")

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I know I was beat to the punch but…

[QUOTE=Damone]  
When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV  
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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/51 "2007-04-19T22:52:23Z")

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When we felt kinky, Heironymous Bosch’s “Garden of Earthly Delight”

[http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/](http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/)

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/52 "2007-04-19T23:51:46Z")

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What is this “getting laid” of which you speak?

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/53 "2007-04-20T00:04:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
What is this “getting laid” of which you speak?  
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These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/54 "2007-04-20T00:27:40Z")

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Regrettably, nothing’s working right now, but I’m bookmarking the thread just in case.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/55 "2007-04-20T03:27:10Z")

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Two words: Leonard Cohen.

Also, when I first started dating Mr. Lucky, I found Maxwell’s _Urban Hang Suite_ usually did the trick.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/56 "2007-04-20T12:08:16Z")

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[QUOTE=interface2x]  
Regrettably, nothing’s working right now, but I’m bookmarking the thread just in case.  
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Try the Bee Gee’s Still Waters album.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/work-of-art-thats-gotten-you-laid-the-most/400496/57 "2007-04-20T12:18:32Z")

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_Xena Warrior Princess_. You don’t wanna know. Except maybe you do.

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