# Worker's Compensation (masturbation)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/workers-compensation-masturbation/12617>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/workers-compensation-masturbation/12617 "2000-01-08T05:46:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/workers-compensation-masturbation/12617/21 "2000-01-09T20:38:00Z")

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What’s your number, CanadianSue?

I’ll ring your bell! 🙂

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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