# Working from home: Do you masturbate during work hours? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282 "2021-09-24T17:24:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/21 "2021-09-25T19:39:28Z")
Which aisle? Housewares? Lady’s undergarments? Cleaning supplies? It matters… ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/22 "2021-09-25T19:43:28Z")
This post showed up in my email feed, with (of course) just the text, “I don’t work from home. But I have this to contribute:” I have to admit I clicked through with more than a little trepidation… Great clip, though! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/23 "2021-09-25T20:18:52Z")
Sadly, it was in the toy aisle. Me and grandwrex were looking for the Lego kits ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/24 "2021-09-26T21:28:44Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > I’m waiting for the professional sperm donors to weigh in. > [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > Not actively, but I do try to keep a variety of adult sex toys displayed on my desk during Zoom staff meetings. > [@madsircool](#): > > I was caught once and I was sure Id be fired. They offered me permanent disability. I get no respect. No respect at all. 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/25 "2021-09-27T05:17:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I was in Walmart one day I turn on to an aisle and a guy who obviously worked at the lube and tire center had his hand in his pants. Maybe he was just testing the lube. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/26 "2021-09-27T07:06:46Z")
To be fair, some of those female Lego characters are pretty darn hawt. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/27 "2022-07-25T23:13:42Z")
I was going to masterbate while working from home. But then I got high. And now I’m back in the office. Damn. 🧐 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/28 "2022-07-25T23:19:12Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > You missed an option. “Masturbate at work regardless of remote status.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/29 "2022-07-26T00:24:04Z")
Frankly work doesn’t create the correct mood. I insist on buying myself a nice dinner and a bottle of wine first. ---
**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/30 "2022-07-26T10:58:28Z")
> [@nightshadea](#): > > for the life of me i cant remember where i read it but supposedly among married/together couple working from home there was a bit of a rise in in break and lunch hour massages and quickies as stress relievers I indeed have fond memories of the first confinement with my ex. We had been together for just over 2 months when it started, so we were still in the honeymoon phase. Needless to say, we made love a lot, including during work hours, but we just organized our days differently in order to _also_ get things done. Typically, we’d sleep in (possibly have sex), work non-stop from 10am - 2pm, take a long break to have a late lunch (possibly have sex) then resume work from 4pm - 10pm (possibly have sex afterwards). I remember that by the second week, we had no idea what day it was so we basically worked 7 days a week, but with “sex breaks”. ---
**Author:** ![PackerMan2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/packerman2/32/2894_2.png) [@PackerMan2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PackerMan2)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/31 "2022-07-26T20:41:26Z")
Reminds me of that joke. It hurts when I masturbate. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/32 "2022-07-26T20:58:10Z")
> [@PackerMan2](#): > > It hurts when I masturbate. Is there a punchline? What am I missing? ---
**Author:** ![PackerMan2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/packerman2/32/2894_2.png) [@PackerMan2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PackerMan2)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/33 "2022-07-26T21:00:57Z")
That is the punchline. Guy goes to doctor about a sexual problem. Tells the doc about the multiple times a day he has sex with multiple partners, so the doc asks so what is the problem. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282/34 "2022-07-26T21:04:18Z")
> [@PackerMan2](#): > > That is the punchline. OK, good one. Also, sorry about quoting you so it looks like _you_ were complaining that it hurt when you masturbated. 😜 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/working-from-home-do-you-masturbate-during-work-hours/951282.md?page=1)