# World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712 "2017-03-08T18:34:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/21 "2017-03-09T20:49:22Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > No, it isn’t, only a libtard would think so Then why was it named that by a Republican? Are they libtards now too? Fuck, I don’t even know anymore. A few weeks ago, both religion and science were liberal ideas. Now Republicans are liberals too. Before I know it, Putrump is gonna be a liberal! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/22 "2017-03-09T20:52:58Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > No, it isn’t, only a libtard would think so Wrong you are, Kenny! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/23 "2017-03-09T21:16:22Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Wrong you are, Kenny! OMG! Somebody killed Kenny…! ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/24 "2017-03-09T22:05:16Z")
Libtards hate Russia, the place where come from real mens. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/25 "2017-03-09T22:43:22Z")
> [@Chisquirrel](#): > > Then why was it named that by a Republican? Are they libtards now too? It just demonstrates **ckalli** just spouts out trolling remarks randomly regardless of whether they actually apply. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/26 "2017-03-09T22:48:20Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > No, it isn’t, only a libtard would think so Oooh, you sure showed us. Now go back to poppa Trump and collect your nickel. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/27 "2017-03-09T23:02:28Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > OMG! Somebody killed Kenny…! The first victim of the World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017[sup]TM[/sup]. Sad. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/28 "2017-03-10T01:00:03Z")
> [@drad\_dog](#): > > Libtards hate Russia, the place where come from real mens. The reminds me - for fans of _The Last Man on Earth_, the guy playing Kristen Wiig’s husband was that “Opulence, I has it” guy. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/29 "2017-03-10T01:12:09Z")
“Just like Jesus said, [‘The poor will always be with us,’ ”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/03/09/the-poor-just-dont-want-health-care-republican-congressman-faces-backlash-over-comments/?utm_term=.d07448c2d7c9) So will flaming assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/30 "2017-03-10T01:50:00Z")
Well, I still don’t recall the part where he said “So don’t bother with that whole ‘feed the hungry, heal the sick, care for the poor’ thing I commanded you to do.” ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/31 "2017-03-10T03:16:15Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > It’s the world’s most greatest healthcare plan in town! Did you know that over a million people from europe drown every year trying to swim across the atlantic ocean to take advantage of our amazing health care system? The liberal media likes to hide facts like this because they do not support the Obama agenda but every blog I’ve written has mentioned this fact. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/32 "2017-03-10T22:42:32Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Did you know that over a million people from europe drown every year trying to swim across the atlantic ocean to take advantage of our amazing health care system? The liberal media likes to hide facts like this because they do not support the Obama agenda but every blog I’ve written has mentioned this fact. An Atlantic wall will discourage them! ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/33 "2017-03-11T07:34:41Z")
The Unsinkable II. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/34 "2017-03-11T08:16:21Z")
This is not the greatest healthcare plan in the world. This is just a tribute. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/35 "2017-03-11T12:34:46Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > This is not the greatest healthcare plan in the world. This is just a tribute. Beatlemania? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/36 "2017-03-11T12:38:35Z")
The congressional session when it’s introduced should open with this announcement: “Everyone seems to be ready. Is everybody ready? We’re sorry for the delay. For the first time in three months…the greatest health care plan in the world…” ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/37 "2017-03-11T12:42:42Z")
Sorry, forgot the link: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O8U2skkqyY) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/38 "2017-03-11T13:41:16Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > “Just like Jesus said, [‘The poor will always be with us,’ ”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/03/09/the-poor-just-dont-want-health-care-republican-congressman-faces-backlash-over-comments/?utm_term=.d07448c2d7c9) > > So will flaming assholes. > [@Chimera](#): > > Well, I still don’t recall the part where he said “So don’t bother with that whole ‘feed the hungry, heal the sick, care for the poor’ thing I commanded you to do.” There’s a quote that’s been attributed to Stephen Colbert: "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.” ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/39 "2017-03-11T14:17:08Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > This is not the greatest healthcare plan in the world. This is just a tribute. > [@JKellyMap](#): > > Beatlemania? Tenacious D. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712/40 "2017-03-11T15:41:13Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > Beatlemania? [Nope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5S8s6rTH0). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-greatest-healthcare-plan-of-2017/781712.md?page=3)