# World's most beautiful baby born to Jolie and Pitt

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 29, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615 "2006-05-29T10:19:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/21 "2006-05-30T12:38:25Z")

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I am sure little Shiloh (to be followed by brother Gettysburg and little sister Antietam) will be a lovely baby, but I am afraid the most beautiful baby in the world is, in fact, mine:

[http://madelinejones.blogspot.com/](http://madelinejones.blogspot.com/)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/22 "2006-05-30T12:43:24Z")

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Neither Andrew Lloyd Webber or his current wife Madeline are considered good looking (he’s compared to a chipmunk and she is a typical horsey faced woman). When I saw their ten year old daugher Isabella Aurora, I nearly fell over. She is drop dead gorgeous (and is frightenly wealthy).

Genetics is a crap shoot.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/23 "2006-05-30T14:08:50Z")

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Awww look, she has her mother’s collagen injections?

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/24 "2006-05-30T14:16:05Z")

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[QUOTE=blinkingblinking]  
I keep reading that this baby named Shiloh is by default the World’s most beautiful baby.  
I am no expert on genetics. But I do know that just becuase the parents are attractive does not guarantee that the baby will be attractive. Or does it ?

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No, but having those two as parents will pretty much guarantee that the kid will be in therapy at about age 7 or so.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/25 "2006-05-30T14:23:02Z")

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[This artical has a picture](http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=1493) of what the child should look like. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/26 "2006-05-30T15:17:11Z")

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Lisa Marie Presley.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/27 "2006-05-30T15:28:36Z")

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While not internationally renowned for my beauty, I too have managed to produce [one of the world’s most beautiful babies](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/IMG_0017.jpg).

**lee** that photo is **dee-strub-bing**. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/28 "2006-05-30T16:43:48Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
Awww look, she has her mother’s collagen injections?  
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I know this is supposed to be a funny joke, or something, but I don’t understand why people accuse Angelina of having fake lips and breasts. Really, when women get collagen in their lips they get trout pouts (see: Meg Ryan). Jolie’s lips are 100% real.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/29 "2006-05-30T16:54:38Z")

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I knew that Brad Pitt had acne scars but I guess Angelina has skin problems also

[link](http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/pitt%20and%20jolie%20top%20skin%20shame%20list_26_01_2006)

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/30 "2006-05-30T17:18:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Amaranta]  
I know this is supposed to be a funny joke, or something, but I don’t understand why people accuse Angelina of having fake lips and breasts. Really, when women get collagen in their lips they get trout pouts (see: Meg Ryan). Jolie’s lips are 100% real.  
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Yeah, they never struck me as fake-looking. Just dramatically big.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-beautiful-baby-born-to-jolie-and-pitt/358615/31 "2006-05-30T19:57:39Z")

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If you follow **Hampshire** ’s link, you’ll see the story mentions [Skinema.com](http://www.skinema.com) – a campy and fascinating website about skin conditions in the movies. All about the abino in The Da Vinci Code! Joaquim’s scar. An informative look at the moles, birthmarks, and complexion issues of the stars.

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