# World's most hideous animal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 18, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850 "2011-02-18T20:45:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/41 "2011-02-21T07:44:10Z")

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For me, it has to be the naked mole rat. Seeing them at the zoo just made me uncomfortable. The Pipa toads (aka Surinam toads) that I saw at Toronto Zoo, on the other hand, I found to be interesting. I know that the sea creatures mentioned are pretty ugly, but at least they are the way they are due to their environment. Naked mole rats, however, just don’t seem to be right somehow.

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**Author:** ![phantom\_lamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@phantom\_lamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantom_lamb)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/42 "2011-02-21T12:00:55Z")

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I kinda feel bad about this because I consider myself an animal lover- but apes are just hideous to me. All of them. They look like ugly dirty hairy people :\

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**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/43 "2011-02-21T12:08:39Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Ugliest, grossest…eh, [no contest](http://www.noiseaddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dee_snider_twisted_sister.jpg).

Leave Christina Aguilera alone!

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/44 "2011-02-21T15:01:36Z")

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[Aye-Aye!!!](http://allin1pedia.allin1dot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/AyeAye.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/45 "2011-02-21T16:16:27Z")

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> [@fifty-six](#):
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> The Corgi

You realise, of course, that this means war.

And have you ever seen the _under_ side of an armadillo?

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/46 "2011-02-21T16:24:34Z")

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> [@Savannah](#):
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> Monkeys with no noses are worse: [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/\_3FTO6EjRbe4/SwmFMbh41kI/AAAAAAAAXQk/K9BUsqrAThY/s1600/golden+monkey.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3FTO6EjRbe4/SwmFMbh41kI/AAAAAAAAXQk/K9BUsqrAThY/s1600/golden+monkey.jpg)

[Red uakaris](http://www.worldwildlife.org/wildworld/profiles/photos/nt/nt0156aS.html) also win no beauty prizes in the monkey domain…

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/47 "2011-02-22T16:00:45Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> [Aye-Aye!!!](http://allin1pedia.allin1dot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/AyeAye.jpg)

Heh, that thing is both adorable and hideous at the same time. 😃

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/48 "2011-02-23T20:56:13Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Agreed with others that this doesn’t count because of lack of vertebrae, but if we WERE allowed to use it, I’d have to trump it with [Cymothoa exigua](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua), the Tongue-Eating Isopod. Only because it’s conceptually more horrific than some free-swimming sea bug, no matter how big.

OK, a) that’s horrific, and b) “feed on fish mucus” is a phrase I’d never thought I’d see. Thanks Wikipedia!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/49 "2011-02-23T21:15:56Z")

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> [@Malthus](#):
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> Heh, that thing is both adorable and hideous at the same time. 😃

Something about it makes me feel as though it should be teaching children the alphabet or something. Like a Muppet.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/50 "2011-02-23T21:21:48Z")

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> [@SciFiSam](#):
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> That little fella looks like he had a hard day at work but was sustained by thinking all day of the cake waiting for him at home, only to discover, when he got home, that someone else had eaten it and it was all gone. Awww.

Dammit! Now I’m going to have to find a way to give a blobfish some cake, see if it cheers him up. ☹

I don’t think there’s any animals I actually find hideous, the thing that comes closest is the weird fish thing that comes in at 4:26 in [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ZYSN5iLC4&feature=related), the Blue Planet, deep sea episode- it looks like some sort of skinned zombie seal pup, out for revenge…

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/51 "2011-02-23T22:05:25Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> [Aye-Aye!!!](http://allin1pedia.allin1dot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/AyeAye.jpg)

Aww, it looks like BatBoy.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/52 "2011-02-23T22:12:23Z")

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The Blobfish always reminded me of [Mr. Saturn](http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Saturn) for some reason.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/53 "2011-02-24T15:25:58Z")

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The lamprey is a good choice. Does anyone else get the same sort of disgusted, freaky feeling as when you look at holey things, a la lotus boob?Might there be a phobia of giant, toothed phallic looking things?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/54 "2011-02-24T15:35:08Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> The solenodon.
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> It’s like a kwiwi with teeth!

I never heard of this, so I [wiki’d](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solenodon) it. I think they are cute, and I love the idea of a venonmous mammal. And the females have teats on their ass!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/55 "2011-02-24T17:20:42Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> The Blobfish always reminded me of [Mr. Saturn](http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Saturn) for some reason.

Blobfish needs a bow, BOING! 😃

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-most-hideous-animal/571850/56 "2011-02-24T18:27:54Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> The Blobfish always reminded me of [Mr. Saturn](http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Saturn) for some reason.

Kinda reminds me of Huang Chuncai, the Chinese “Elephant Man.” I’ll let you look up photos at your own risk.

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