# World's Worst Cocktails

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-cocktails/394402>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 3, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-cocktails/394402 "2007-03-03T05:39:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-cocktails/394402/61 "2007-03-05T04:14:14Z")

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1 part kraut juice  
1 part pretty much anything

Serve over rocks in tall glass. Taste. Make face. Pour rest down sink.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-cocktails/394402/62 "2007-03-05T04:21:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
A well made manhattan is the best mixed drink I know of, but to each their own.  
[/QUOTE]  
Then you, sir, are an _OLD MAN!_ :dubious: Don’t deny it. I saw you shuffling in here in your greasy blue single breasted raincoat and your stingy-brim felt hat.

(How come no matter how unsteadily you guys shuffle, the hat _always stays perfectly level?_ Do you learn that at old school?)

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