# World's Worst Possible Casting: the Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 21, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162 "2004-04-21T03:47:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/1 "2004-04-21T03:47:21Z")
Here’s the catch: you have to choose the entire cast of one movie or TV show (or, if you’re really up on theater, a play) and recast them in another movie or TV show (or play). Crossovers totally allowed. Confused on how to play? I’ll show you: Replace the cast of _Star Wars_ with the cast of _Dukes of Hazzard_: Luke Skywalker = John “Bo” Schneider Han Solo = Tom “Luke” Wopat Leia = Catherine “Daisy” Bach Obi Wan = Denver “Uncle Jesse” Pyle Grand Moff Tarkin = James “Roscoe” Best Vader = Sorrel “Boss Hogg” Booke Dialogue includes: “Luke, I don’t know what ol’ Obi Wan told ya, but I’m your daadddy!” “Luke, your pa left something here for you… but I used it on the truck a long time ago.” “Help us Uncle Jesse Wan Kenobi, you’s our last hope…” “Leave the Boar’s Nest? In our hour of triumph? Cun-cun-cun-cun… hell no!” Replace the cast of _The Color Purple_ with the cast of _Queer Eye for the Straight Guy_: Celie = Carson Sophia = Thom Mr. = Ted Harpo = Kyan Shug = Jai Sample Dialogue “I loves Kyan, lord knows I do, but before I let him shave me against the grain I’ll kill him daid! I swear it” “A decorator chile ain’t safe in a fam’ly full of welders”. Celie/Carson: I just can’t stand when he gets on top of me and do his business. I hates it. Shug/Jai: Have you tried making eye contact? Your turn. (I’m predicting this will die a fast death, but worth a shot.) ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/2 "2004-04-21T04:01:19Z")
The Cast of ‘Friends’ in: Star Trek the Wrath of Khan: Matthew Perry as James T. Kirk David Schwimmer as Spock Matt LeBlanc as Leonard “Bones” McCoy Courtney Cox as Dr. Carol Marcus Jennifer Aniston as Commander Uhura Lisa Kudrow as Lieutenant Saavik Special Guest stars: Tom Selleck as Khan Giovanni Ribisi as Dr. David Marcus Dialogue: Bones: ‘Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not an actor!’ Spock: ‘Well, Duh!’ Kirk: ‘Spock. Could you be. Any more. Sarcastic.’ Spock: ‘Sheesh! I was being ironic!’ ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/3 "2004-04-21T04:38:15Z")
_The Ten Comandmants_ staring the cast of _Runtedldat: Martin Lawrence live_ Cast: Moses: Martin Lawrence Rameses: Martin Lawrence with eye make up Nefretiri: Martin Lawrence in a dress Dathan: Martin Lawrence in a toga Sephora: Marin lawrence in a dress and a wig Lilia: Well, you get the idea Sample lines from the movie: Moses: _(when confronted with Burning Bush)_ Gawd! I’m higher than a motherf\*cker! Moses: _viewing a black sheep on the altar_ Don’t we have any WHITE sheep to sacrifice? ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/4 "2004-04-21T19:38:37Z")
Any movie with an all-Carrot Top cast. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/5 "2004-04-21T22:25:06Z")
Replace the cast of CSI with the Simpsons. Gil Grissom: Homer Simpson Catherine Willows: Marge Simpson Nick Stokes: Nelson Muntz Warrick Brown: Milhouse Van Houten Sara Sidle: Mindy Simmons Greg Sanders: Bart Simpson Dr. Al Robbins: Dr. Nick Capt. Jim Brass: Chief Wiggum SAMPLE DIALOGUE: Sara: So what are you going to do about this strange and compelling attraction between us? Grissom: (drools) Let’s talk about it over a box of doughnuts. Sara & Grissom: drool in unison. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/6 "2004-04-22T00:05:19Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Obi Wan = Denver “Uncle Jesse” Pyle > “Help us Uncle Jesse Wan Kenobi, you’s our last hope…” How about John Stamos’ Uncle Jesse? “Check this out… I can use the Force to keep my hair in place!” ---
**Author:** ![Roberta\_Plant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c89c15/32.png) [@Roberta\_Plant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roberta_Plant)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/7 "2004-04-22T00:43:30Z")
Passion of the Christ played by the “cast” of The Osbournes ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/8 "2004-04-22T00:49:10Z")
Gilligan’s Island = Star Wars: Luke - Gilligan Obi Wan - Skipper Emporer - Mr. Howell Leia - Mary Ann Han Solo - The Professor Jabba = Ginger Rancor - Mrs. Howell ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worlds-worst-possible-casting-the-game/241162/9 "2004-04-22T20:13:07Z")
> [@Roberta Plant](#): > > Passion of the Christ played by the “cast” of The Osbournes “Sharon! There’s dog sh_t on my f_ckin’ cross!”