# Worldwide destruction predicted for September 30th. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154 "2016-09-28T21:25:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/1 "2016-09-28T21:25:32Z")
While idly clicking away on the 'Net, I chanced upon a story the mainstream media is trying to keep secret. [Due to the rare “black moon” phenomenon, the world faces annhilation](http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/714924/Black-Moon-END-OF-THE-WORLD-JESUS-apocalypse). Expect the second coming of Jesus Christ on September 30, at least in Europe and America — due to time-zone differences, East Asia will not be subject to the Black Moon. Black moon is a rare astronomical event that occurs less than four times per decade on average; we haven’t suffered one since 2014. The linked page shows other strange recent coincidences linked to the Final Days; for example two “weather-girls” had major wardrobe malfunctions during the same dance, UFOs may be spying on the space station, etc. Demonstrating objectivity the page does offer a rebuttal from an atheistic cult: > [@](#): > > However, scientists say there is nothing to fear, and the Earth will carry on as normal during and after the Black Moon. Yeah, sure. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/2 "2016-09-28T21:36:02Z")
Wait, didn’t the world already end back in 2012? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/3 "2016-09-28T21:59:07Z")
They haven’t finished the paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![TwiSpark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@TwiSpark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwiSpark)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/4 "2016-09-28T22:02:18Z")
What! The world can’t end in 2 days, I’ve not finished redecorating the bathroom! ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/5 "2016-09-28T22:12:17Z")
Why did they wait until now to warn us? ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/6 "2016-09-28T22:22:52Z")
So…Giant Meteor 2016 is five weeks early? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/7 "2016-09-28T22:41:07Z")
If you guys had blasted the Moon out of the sky, like I told you to, we wouldn’t be having this problem. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/8 "2016-09-28T23:11:56Z")
I’m going to just go ahead and pre-emptively declare every day The End of the World. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/9 "2016-09-28T23:38:31Z")
_Deep Breath_ [Doooooooooooooooooooooomed](https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E19/674797.jpg?b64lines=IERPT09PT09PT09PT09PT09PLi4uISA=)! ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/10 "2016-09-28T23:57:09Z")
A real bummer for the Cubbies! They have waited so long to win the World Series. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/11 "2016-09-29T00:01:10Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > Why did they wait until now to warn us? …from [1969](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej5n2oieXYo&feature=youtu.be&t=3)… ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/12 "2016-09-29T00:05:49Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > …from [1969](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej5n2oieXYo&feature=youtu.be&t=3)… Lip-synced from 1969… (Most TV shows preferred this rather than take a chance on a flubbed performance.) ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/13 "2016-09-29T00:24:09Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Du_ouycoP1k/hqdefault.jpg ""World Destruction"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du_ouycoP1k) ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/14 "2016-09-29T00:30:39Z")
Another apocalypse? I think I’ve survived more than the average Roland Emmerich set extra now. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/15 "2016-09-29T00:59:17Z")
Did you know that the world blew up last week, and the government decided not to tell the stupid people because… 😛 (hats off to Steve Martin and cues up some R.E.M.) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Z0GFRcFm-aY/maxresdefault.jpg "R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY) LEONARD BERNSTEIN! ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/16 "2016-09-29T01:07:50Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > They haven’t finished the paperwork. Thank you. I needed that laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/17 "2016-09-29T02:30:11Z")
The world will not be destroyed on september 30. The election is November 8. ---
**Author:** ![TwiSpark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@TwiSpark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwiSpark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/18 "2016-09-29T08:27:55Z")
Lucky escape for Clinton if it did ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/19 "2016-09-29T08:57:12Z")
Four times per decade doesn’t sound all that rare. I go to the dentist less frequently than that. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154/20 "2016-09-29T09:27:21Z")
Luke Cage is coming out on September 30, the world isn’t allowed to end until I’ve finished watching it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worldwide-destruction-predicted-for-september-30th/767154.md?page=2)