# Worse then a Junior Mod- the wanna-be Mod Police! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381 "2003-02-20T18:49:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/1 "2003-02-20T18:49:42Z")
[loud TV announcer] SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!! Come watch as the same people piss and moan over every Mod action that they could have done better. Watch the knashing of teeth, tearing of hair and flinging of insipid cliches as the same people perpetually find fault with the Mods’ decisions. A Mod dressed down a dimwit, or used a naughty word-- the Horrors! Watch the SDMB be rescued right before your eyes by the very paragons of virtue themselves! Enjoy the nitro-charged fun as our all-knowing moral betters correct the Mods to the one true path. Share in the wisdom of the ages from these true titans of the earth. Watch as the same pathetic grudges get played out over and over and over. Marvel at the pathetic attempts at snarkiness. Enjoy the complete lack of life exhibited. Watch the victimology express roll over TEN SCHOOLBUSES SET ON FIRE! WHILE YOU WILL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT-- YOU WILL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!! [/loud TV announcer] Feel the burn, baby: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164217](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164217) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164402](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164402) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164201](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164201) And that is just scratching the surface. (1) Also, as noted in one of these threads: > [@](#): > > And let me note that abuse of the staff is not tolerated on this site. > > your humble TubaDiva > Administrator footnote 1. While the Mods certainly are not perfect, some people here seem to have permanent hard-ons or superiority complexes. For the inevitable foaming at the mouth posters who will come looking to insult me- please at least be original about it. You will be graded for originality, venom and wit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/2 "2003-02-20T19:07:35Z")
But where will this all end **elf**? The mods are snarky to the posters, then the members get all persnickity with the mods and then other members get indignant at the members who are persnickity to the snarky mods. Soon there will be people in here getting frisky with the member who got indignant with the members who got persnickity with the mods who got snarky. The answer is clear. Caged match! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/3 "2003-02-20T19:11:12Z")
Whar’s the beef? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/4 "2003-02-20T19:19:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Whar’s the beef? \*\* Why in the cage with you, **DavidB** and a tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/5 "2003-02-20T19:19:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **Soon there will be people in here getting frisky with the member who got indignant with the members who got persnickity with the mods who got snarky.** Who want’s to get frisky with me? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/6 "2003-02-20T19:21:40Z")
I will, but something tells me you’re not interested. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/7 "2003-02-20T19:25:00Z")
If we can get Till Lindemann involved, then I’ll give it a go. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/8 "2003-02-20T19:29:10Z")
Hmmmmmmmmm…frisky with **Homebrew**. Will there be beer afterwards? During maybe? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/9 "2003-02-20T19:34:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Why in the cage with you, **DavidB** and a tiger. \*\* Why, I have no problem with David B. We are best pals. He is right. I am wrong. He has always been right. I have always been wrong. He was born right. I was born wrong. When he wakes up tomorrow, he will wake up the right way. I will wake up tomorrow the wrong way. He eats right, farts right, and pees exactly the right way. Me, I eat eat incorrectly, fart the wrong way, and for some reason always pee on my head. He knows how to debate. All I do is bellow. His logic is sound. Mine is not even valid. He speaks words of wisdom. All that I say is folly. He is a handsome man. I have served prison time for my face. He is a moderator. I am only a member. He is immune to abuse. I am not. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/10 "2003-02-20T19:38:11Z")
But don’t you think a cage, some beef and a tiger will be a great equalizer? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/11 "2003-02-20T19:38:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*and for some reason always pee on my head. \*\* Motherfucker, that was YOU in the next toilet stall, wasn’t it? I’m sending you my dry-cleaner bill. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/12 "2003-02-20T19:39:48Z")
Lib is officially at Code Orange. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/13 "2003-02-20T19:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swampbear \* > \*\*Hmmmmmmmmm…frisky with **Homebrew**. Will there be beer afterwards? During maybe? 😉 \*\* So the “a” thread is useful afterall. 😉 _Of course_ there will be beer! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/14 "2003-02-20T19:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally Posted by Homebrew:_ > So the “a” thread is useful afterall. > > Of course there will be beer! :o Oh my! And beer too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/15 "2003-02-20T19:55:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > Motherfucker, that was YOU in the next toilet stall, wasn’t it? I’m sending you my dry-cleaner bill. No, no, no! That’s not how you do it. You have to yell and curse at each other to get the potential audience riled up for them to see you on the undercard on _SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!_ \*Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner wearing non-coersive trunks, Libertarian the headpisser . . . (yells and cheers from the crowd) In this corner, wearing a sweater vest and tweed jacket, Ukulele Ike the Moderator . . . (boos and chants of Nazi)\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/16 "2003-02-20T19:55:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Why in the cage with you, **DavidB** and a tiger. \*\* Now, I would definitely watch that if it were on Pay-per-View. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/17 "2003-02-20T19:57:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*Motherfucker, that was YOU in the next toilet stall, wasn’t it? I’m sending you my dry-cleaner bill. \*\* Sorry, Uke. I dropped my funnel. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/18 "2003-02-20T20:04:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Sorry, Uke. I dropped my funnel. \*\* Lib, you really shouldn’t be eating pastries whilst in the can. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/19 "2003-02-20T20:34:01Z")
Nonsense. I can’t be the only one who avails himself of all those free Baby Ruth bars. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381/20 "2003-02-20T20:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\*Lib, you really shouldn’t be eating pastries whilst in the can. \*\* At Harvard they teach us not to pee on our crullers. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worse-then-a-junior-mod-the-wanna-be-mod-police/156381.md?page=2)