# worship

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worship/604432>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 29, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worship/604432 "2011-11-29T08:37:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worship/604432/21 "2011-12-01T03:05:53Z")

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I worship the Almighty Dollar. Sadly he’s just as silent as Jehovah was for my first 30 years of worshiping in a Methodist church.

Honest answer: I don’t worship. I volunteer five days a week in a Christian charity center so I get to hear a sermon every single day on the radio in our office but it only irks me if I forget my headset and can’t drown out the noise with a nice TED video.

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