# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/1 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")
What are the adjectives you pray you’ll never be given a reason to apply to sex you’ve had? Personally, I’ve decided on \*\*arrythmic \*\*and **startling**. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/2 "2010-08-17T21:14:29Z")
Short. In both senses of the word. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/3 "2010-08-17T21:14:34Z")
“felonious”. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/4 "2010-08-17T21:15:21Z")
non-existent ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/5 "2010-08-17T21:15:49Z")
Tepid. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/6 "2010-08-17T21:15:57Z")
Gooey. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/7 "2010-08-17T21:17:23Z")
Painful. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/8 "2010-08-17T21:17:54Z")
Dry, Chafing, Reluctant, Unwilling, Prison, etc. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/9 "2010-08-17T21:21:28Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Gooey. Hmmmm… I sort of wouldn’t mind gooey sex! :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/10 "2010-08-17T21:24:04Z")
Discordant. Inappropriate. Shameful. Bloody. Punishable. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/11 "2010-08-17T21:26:30Z")
Dull ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/12 "2010-08-17T21:33:17Z")
Vanilla. > [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > Painful. That’s one of the best adjectives to describe sex! ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/13 "2010-08-17T21:40:43Z")
Surreptitious. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/14 "2010-08-17T21:42:27Z")
Inadvertant. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/15 "2010-08-17T21:58:34Z")
Infectious. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/16 "2010-08-17T22:01:24Z")
moist ---
**Author:** ![rowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@rowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/17 "2010-08-17T22:06:29Z")
Sad ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/18 "2010-08-17T22:44:47Z")
“posthumous” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/19 "2010-08-17T22:59:06Z")
Clammy ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/20 "2010-08-17T23:04:57Z")
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