# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/41 "2010-08-18T08:06:50Z")
Shrinkage-producing. ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/42 "2010-08-18T08:41:00Z")
Loltastic ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/43 "2010-08-18T08:54:02Z")
Squishy. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/44 "2010-08-18T10:18:28Z")
vengeful ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/45 "2010-08-18T10:25:11Z")
fatal ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/46 "2010-08-18T11:57:53Z")
televised ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/47 "2010-08-18T12:49:04Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > Enjoy, > Steven These two. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/48 "2010-08-18T13:03:20Z")
Fishy. Cheesy. Metallic. Burnt rubber-y. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/49 "2010-08-18T13:03:25Z")
Perfunctory Clumsy Odiferous Interminable Non-consensual ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@Electric\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/50 "2010-08-18T13:12:44Z")
grudging bland equine Randian ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/51 "2010-08-18T13:20:11Z")
routine prenatal infected forced ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/52 "2010-08-18T13:38:00Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > > [@robardin](#): > > > > \*\*… > > murine > > … > > \*\* > > Bolding mine. Does that mean sex with mice? Well, it means “of or related to mice”. There’s a lot of latitude there for contextual interpretation, none of it very savory 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/53 "2010-08-18T13:51:20Z")
> [@flodnak](#): > > Squishy. That’s bad??? Joe Pernice has a song called “Grudge Fuck” that seems to fit here. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/54 "2010-08-18T13:58:55Z")
acidic by the numbers methodical ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/55 "2010-08-18T14:02:35Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > > [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > > > Gooey. > > Hmmmm… I sort of wouldn’t mind gooey sex! :p:p:p Around 12 years ago, more or less, I worked for a startup software company. We had a company-wide meeting one day, and word got out that a very special person was going to call us (on speaker-phone) to congratulate us on our success. This very cute girl named Jill was in charge of events such as the meeting and the guest speaker. As it turns out, the speaker was none other that President Bill Clinton. “Heh heh heh. And how about that Jill? I wouldn’t mind giving her a GUI interface! Heh heh heh.” ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/56 "2010-08-18T15:04:05Z")
fastidious lumpy cannibalistic under-resourced (sorry, I was on a conference call and someone used that word…) ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/57 "2010-08-18T15:08:45Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > methodical Depends on what’s being done methodically, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/58 "2010-08-18T15:16:55Z")
incestuous expensive interspecies ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/59 "2010-08-18T15:21:02Z")
Crowdsourced. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/60 "2010-08-18T15:24:10Z")
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