# Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571 "2010-08-17T21:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/61 "2010-08-18T15:28:36Z")
lame weak ---
**Author:** ![Koopa87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Koopa87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koopa87)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/62 "2010-08-18T15:35:22Z")
Illegal ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/63 "2010-08-18T16:03:35Z")
Church approved! ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/64 "2010-08-18T18:44:15Z")
Orwellian ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/65 "2010-08-18T19:07:40Z")
Suppurating. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/66 "2010-08-18T19:14:15Z")
scheduled routine remedial corrective punitive raspy corrosive ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/67 "2010-08-18T19:21:58Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > remedial > corrective > punitive _quietly puts away the schoolgirl uniform and the ruler_ ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/68 "2010-08-18T19:29:00Z")
surprise ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/69 "2010-08-18T19:40:23Z")
Vegetarian ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/70 "2010-08-18T19:46:39Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Suppurating. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/71 "2010-08-18T19:49:02Z")
pitiable pitiful feeble ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/72 "2010-08-18T19:49:46Z")
obligatory forced incestuous impregnating pity ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/73 "2010-08-18T20:16:44Z")
parenthetical ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/74 "2010-08-18T20:35:26Z")
stingy trite rote daft miscalculated ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/75 "2010-08-18T21:24:52Z")
Sawtoothed. Astringent. Mechanistic. Insectoid. Horripilating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/76 "2010-08-18T21:57:35Z")
Oh my god, these are hilarious! 😃 Putrescent Expository Emergency Retrospective Fatal Psychosomatic Numb ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/77 "2010-08-18T22:42:32Z")
Turgid Highly illegal Infectious Vomitous ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/78 "2010-08-18T22:42:39Z")
immolating ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/79 "2010-08-19T00:38:46Z")
Flagellating Scary Non-reciprocal ---
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-adjectives-to-describe-sex/550571/80 "2010-08-19T00:49:55Z")
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